Uncle Junior

Don't you guys have a councilman or two on the payroll? What kind of a fuckin two bit outfit are you? Madonn, everyone knows that councilmen/politicians/senators are greedy cocksuckers who will do anything for a quick buck and a push up the ladder. Grease some fucking palms to make this thing go through smoothly.

75% huh? Looks like this Momo kid is getting a pass. Damn shame I'm under house arrest, I'd have taken him out myself and shoved his diseased liver up his fuckin ass.

Wow, I bet you're a real hit with the ladies.

What the fuck is that? Is that some kind of frog sound, like rebbit?

It's Carlito's Way you fuckin douchebag, and of course I fuckin didn't. Cryin is for old lady's and fags like you guys on here. No disrespect.

Bunch of fuckin fags

That's the oldest trick in the fuckin book. This Stu Monty asshole must think you're all douchebags. If he'd tried that with one of my guys, he'd have that betting slip up his ass along with the fuckin computer he used to fake the fuckin thing.

Hehehehe. You're a funny guy

For the record, I also think Frogboy should go. And by 'go', I don't mean banned, if you catch my drift.

For the record, I voted he should go. He's a fuckin loose cannon that kid.

What is this, the fuckin UN now? If you want the guy gone, fuckin take him out and stop with this fuckin votin shit.

All this persecution of stand up guys like Moggi is fuckin depressin the hell outta me. And what's with the fuckin blatant prejudice against Italians from you guys on here. Oh, he's Italian and has a nice car and wears fancy suits, he must be corrupt. Getthefuckouttahere. A guys gotta earn, and no-one died so whats the fuckin problem? You guys are actin like a bunch of fuckin nuns.

Fuckin house arrest means I can't be there, but I got cable so I'll be watchin the guys win that pennant or whatever the fuck it is they're playin for.

It's a cryin fuckin shame. A guy's gotta earn, I don't see what the problem is. Fuckin wire taps.... A guy can't even take a shit without some fuckin schmuck listenin to him a few hundred yards away in a fuckin van. Junkies are out there slittin old ladies throats for ten fuckin cents, and the cops are pickin on a goodfella like this Moggi guy.

He puts on his lipstick, his leather pants with no ass in them and his big leather cap and he goes around to our Norwegian friend's house to play hide the computer generated banana.

Ok, so you like to stick your computer generated banana up your computer generated ass. That better?

What's with the fuckin obsession on here with bananas? I bet you like to stick that banana up your ass don't you eskimo boy?

Frankly, I'm embarrassed for you my friend. That was a terrible response. You haven't quite got the hang of this ball breakin caper have you? It's lucky for you everyone in this joint already knows you're an asshole, because that response would have removed any doubt.

Hey, there he is! What happened to the frog picture? You get upset at me breakin your balls all the time? You big fuckin crybaby you!!!

From what I've seen of this place, there's no-one who can cut the mustard. Maybe the old guy, the wiseass who likes to tell shit jokes and pick fights? He talks the talk but I suspect he can't walk the walk. I think he may be taking orders from Frogboy anyway, as he always seems to have his back in arguments. If Frogboy said shit, he'd go get a shovel. If I had to pick someone from here, it'd have to be that Momo Sissoko guy. He's got balls, but he's a loose cannon and could easily end up whackin the wrong guy just because he looked at him the wrong way or somethin. There's a place for guys like that in this thing of ours, but they usually end up in the can or out in the weeds somewhere.

What are you, a fuckin English teacher?

*Sniff sniff* I smell bacon. Oh, it's your old lady.

aggrandisement you dumb fuck. Look it up in the dictionary. While you're there, look up 'intelligent', it'll say 'not you fucko'.

Heyyyyyyyy, here he is, R2D2's girlfriend. I mighta fuckin known you'd be able to translate. I bet you're fluent in over six million forms of communication aren't you, you fucking robot wannabe asshole.

What the fuck does any of that mean? Can someone translate for me, I don't speak idiot. Frogboy, what's he sayin?