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Alan Smith is rather high up on John Arne Riise's friends I suspect .. Can imagine England get togethers can't you. Arguing over who "dissed" who on myspace.

Loads of spares going for free over there - in fact, half our fans didn't even bother trying to trek it to the ground, and stayed in the boozers instead.

That should've been 'letter box' rather than 'post box' of course. ;)

The last time I was in the Road End was around '02 and the only Restricted views there made it seem as though I was wathcing the game through a post box; can't see the Main Stand corner flag or anything further up than the crossbar at the Kop end. May have made more tickets 'restricted' since then though ...

"The good thing about my new job (Chief Sports Reporter shite) is that I get to write about the Shite when they fuckin' lose." Quote, Dave "HeyselCliveThomasMeerderinRedShite" Prentice.

Cahill, or Hasselbaink's "prancing round in front of the Anny Road" routine also annoys beyond belief.

Must be proud of your mate in the red ;)

What about his quote when Rooney had just broke into the first team - whilst Moyes went out of his way to protect Rooney, Kenwright came out with the immortal "I don't want to put pressure on the boy and so will keep quiet, but it's hard not to get excited over the best thing since sliced bread"

Urgh.

Gerrard starting going downhill off the pitch ever since he started gelling his fucking hair.

Sitting with the enemy is excellent when we win - the vile and bitterness is excellent. From the sounds of it it'll be nearly 50-50 in attendance - 3,000 general for the Derby - such great fans. Clowns.

Loan or fee?

At least your Mum's cat's death didn't mean a Liverpool match was postponed. Although your Mam's cat had as much right to ensured a postponed game as Diana did. Fucking fuming that day.

I laughed anyways.

Gerrard was below average I thought, didn't get going at all. The Mirror report lost all credit when they said Agger's goal made sure he "had a debut the Kop won't forget." He's only been here for nearly nine fucking months!

Everyone got a ticket!

What an upbeat, cheerful site!

We've sung "Hippieer" for years so I'm gonna go with that.

No way on this Earth was Gerrard's a penno! We deserved it for the rest of Styles' decisions though!

I don't reckon she did imo.

Why? For the fan card?

It must have been so depressing deciding whether to sign a £120,000 p/week contract ot a £100,000 p/week contract. Never mind going away on holiday as soon as we'd paraded the Cup and then coming home moaning that the club don't want you because they didn't start contract negotiations on the open top bus. ONE person burning an old Gerrard top means fuck all - dramatising it to sell books. And if you eat paracetamol l'like smarties' you'd die. Why does a 26 year old have to bring out a book?!

You hardly have to beat quality to get through to the quarters of the Euros and World Cup - as England have shown for the last twenty odd years.

"Hey Dirk, just think if u went to Liverpool you would have to fight places with Robbie Fowler who is a legend in Liverpool and Peter Crouch who is a England international and Rafa Benitez wouldnt put him on the bench. Now if u go 2 Newcastle you would get the famous Newcastle No.9 shirt and replace the great Alan Shearer and become a legend. Cum on Dirk please join newcastle please. we need a striker" Talking about selling your club ...

It's gonna make England a hell of a lot better to watch next time they heroically get into the quarters before being beaten by some cheating foreign cunt of a player/ref ... ;)