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Alan Smith is rather high up on John Arne Riise's friends I suspect .. Can imagine England get togethers can't you. Arguing over who "dissed" who on myspace.

Loads of spares going for free over there - in fact, half our fans didn't even bother trying to trek it to the ground, and stayed in the boozers instead.

That should've been 'letter box' rather than 'post box' of course. ;)

The last time I was in the Road End was around '02 and the only Restricted views there made it seem as though I was wathcing the game through a post box; can't see the Main Stand corner flag or anything further up than the crossbar at the Kop end. May have made more tickets 'restricted' since then though ...

"The good thing about my new job (Chief Sports Reporter shite) is that I get to write about the Shite when they fuckin' lose." Quote, Dave "HeyselCliveThomasMeerderinRedShite" Prentice.

Cahill, or Hasselbaink's "prancing round in front of the Anny Road" routine also annoys beyond belief.

Must be proud of your mate in the red ;)

What about his quote when Rooney had just broke into the first team - whilst Moyes went out of his way to protect Rooney, Kenwright came out with the immortal "I don't want to put pressure on the boy and so will keep quiet, but it's hard not to get excited over the best thing since sliced bread"

Urgh.

Gerrard starting going downhill off the pitch ever since he started gelling his fucking hair.

Sitting with the enemy is excellent when we win - the vile and bitterness is excellent. From the sounds of it it'll be nearly 50-50 in attendance - 3,000 general for the Derby - such great fans. Clowns.

Loan or fee?

At least your Mum's cat's death didn't mean a Liverpool match was postponed. Although your Mam's cat had as much right to ensured a postponed game as Diana did. Fucking fuming that day.

I laughed anyways.

Gerrard was below average I thought, didn't get going at all. The Mirror report lost all credit when they said Agger's goal made sure he "had a debut the Kop won't forget." He's only been here for nearly nine fucking months!