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1. Chelsea 2. Man United 3. Liverpool 4. Arsenal 5. Tottenham 6. West Ham 7. Pompey 8. Man City 9. Geordies 10. Aston Villa 11. Blackburn 12. Reading 13. Bolton 14. Middlesbrough 15. Everton 16. Sunderland 17. Derby ------------------------ 18. Birmingham 19. Fulham 20. Wigan

Gordon Brown or Ricky Gervais, if not both

Loved it, despite the autobots having lips, which grated me a bit. As for that Michaele girl, I would. Thrice. An hour.

Can't believe nobody has said Bolton yet, anyways here's the list (bar mancs and bitters obv): Bolton Chelsea Geordies Birmingham Arsenal

Lampard, Cahill, Terry, Joe Cole, Cashley Cole, Ratboy, Rooney, Drogba, Ronaldo, Eboue, Ferdinand, Savage, Henry, Hunt, Jaskalainen (sp), all a shower of cunts

Just been to see it, thought it was fucking amazing. Didn't stop laughing.

The bigger challenge for Rafa will be to win the league wth liverpool, mainly because at Valencia he inherited a good side that had already reached the european cup final in successive years before he arrived, whilst at Liverpool, well, let's just say that our squad was pretty poor.

TopGear special next Wednesday at 8

Happy Saint Voro's day.

As long as it all goes down the drain its fine by me

"You're A Towel!"

As good as Family Guy is, South Park pisses all over it

Bramble and Richardson by a country mile

Gerrard and Mascherano, for sure. Although against pub-football teams like Bolton I'd play Momo over Masch.

DOES GORDON BROWN INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS? COULD GYPSIES DESTROY CLIFF RICHARD? DO GYPSIES RIP OFF THE QUEEN? DO PAEDOPHILES CHEAT YOUR MORTGAGE? WILL CHRIS MORRIS IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN? Nice, very nice

His parents must be fucking stupid. If that happened to me I'd defoo keep the money to pay for the matches/clothes/games consoles

We've got it planned for the day it comes out, simpsons followed by transformers, so should be good.

Went watching it yesterday and thought it was shite, the fight was pisspoor to say the least. The films have gone darker, but that reflects the books.

Monty Burns for me. Excellent

Express every day and Independent regularly

Well that's a rediculous bunch of bollocks.

YNWA- Gerry and the Pacemakers In My Life- The Beatles On the Border- Al Stewart Stayin' Alive- Beegees Intuition- John Lennon That's Life- Frank Sinatra Always Look On the Bright Side of Life- Monty Python

Hahahaha what a wank kit

it's there under sly sports august

Yeah it's annoying for me too, I'm seventeen and have a fair amount of facial hair and whenever I want a student ticket they ask me my age and if I try and get into an 18 they ask me for ID too. Just can't win.