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Lukaku was a disaster. Clearly someone Tuchel didn't want. For Werner, we've had Keita at similar fees, so it happens. Most of their signings have been spot on, to be fair to them.

You said they were buying random players. I showed you they aren't random. They're like for like, and upgrades in every case except Koubaily.

We must be. He scored a couple of long rangers. Isn't that the new criteria?

On one hand, I agree. On the other, their stability has come from everything above the manager, or head coach, as they call it. Similar to Bayern, Real, and most Italian clubs.

Maybe. But they've had to deal with all sorts of shit with contracts, Barcelona fucking them, and a new ownership who've decided to get rid of the previous structure. That side today includes their best players from last season, save for Koulibaly, who's as good as anything you have outside this league, plus Sterling and Cucurella with proper Premier league pedigree. They are about to add Abamayeng to replace Werner, which is a mssive upgrade, and De Jong too. It's hardly chaotic.

When hasn't it?

It's like no-one is allowed an opinion on 'his' club.

Can anyone else smell that stench?

Mate, you do whatever works for you. We've obviously got totally different perspectives on what being really pissed off is. I'd invite you to watch the whole thing. He's cool as fuck about the situation, and even in your clip, he goes out of his way to explain himself after his initial irritation with the criticism that we start games slowly. My take is that he got arsey having to defend his side, and that lasted all of 10 seconds. That's Klopp 101.

Everything is fucking doom and gloom on every fucking thread and I'm sick of it. FSG are cunts, Klopp is pissed off, we haven't strengthened yet again, we have the shittest net spend yet again, everyone we do have is injury prone, and now, we're giving our secrets away in a fucking book. There's very little that's positive on here, so I'm going to sarky the fuck out of every thread that isn't.

As if I'm replying to you, you utter no mark.

Mate, I give up. You're clearly a glass half empty guy, and I hope that works for you.

Watch it again then. Watch the whole 17 minutes properly. Or don't.

Good to know you've got all the details needed to make your point.

So apparently... "Please be advised once you have forwarded your ticket it cannot be recalled, and one seat can only be forwarded a maximum of 3 times per game." Now, I'm not the smartest tool in the box, but how the fuck can it be forwarded 3 times if I can't recall it? The only thing I can think of is that the person I forward it to can then forward it to a Family and Friend if his, and that can happen once more by the new recipient. Is that right?

I didn't say it way a criticism. You described that clip as him being "really pissed off here". He clearly wasn't.

Yeah, we're fucked.

Really? You call that pissed off? He gets agitated by any negative generalisation of the team, and always has done.

That may be your take. But you don't speak on behalf of the forum and the proof is all there. Conte needs millions, Conte won't last until the summer, Conte won't make top 4. Utter wibble.

Ahhh. I think I get it now. Thanks

90% of this forum did the same

Can someone please sum this up for me?

Yeah, but apart from that

I get it, Frode, but 85% is not "good for Matip". Its average. Also, the stats don't tell you what happened with the 15%, and in the last game, the 15% was utter dog turd.

85% from a center back who doesn't ever hit it long, against relegation fodder, for a possession based side like us, is the absolute minimum I would expect. The problem is the 15%. Most of it seemed to put us in trouble.