Joeys Pogo

Kinell mate - what do you say when you do want to sour the mood

Fella goes into a building society "I'd like to speak to someone about a loan" "I'm sorry sir the lone arranger isn't in" "That's a pity - can I see Tonto instead"

Nice one Dave Glad the lad has pulled through. Karma will take care of the gobshites who left him like that.

Mate - I am currently scoffing a gigantic portion of humble pie - On the verge of throwing the thing through the window I decided to try your advice one last time and guess what it worked! If I knew how to give you one of them little green dot things and if I could be arsed I would do so. Instead I have arranged to have Mrs Pogo scrubbed and sent to your tent. Take as long as you like with her. Seriously we are off to Italy for a few days later this week and my daughter would have had a gob on her like a wet weekend without her Ipod. Good man yerself.

I asked the same question of the kids at our school - their answers were slightly different as you can see

Thats exactly how I feel man - and I still have a knackered Ipod WORST TECHY GEEKS FORUM EVER

Can you just put me down for "gobshite" under all 5 - although that Malcolm Glaser looks to be rather too friendly in pic 4

I think it was that Sue Cook

Hey you two fuck off to Sayers Reunited - its that way>>> And anyway Hollands pies rock my world.

Man - it was believable until you described the pogomeisters love making as feeble. Selfish - check Short lived - check Usually ends with me making high pitched noises like screech off saved by the bell - check Feeble - not on your nelly furtado buddy.

I've done that - Its now displaying a message saying "Hamstrung is a knobcheese who still couldn't get himself a bird if you put him in an aviary with a big fuckoff net and chopped all the birds wings off" Its knackered isn't it

Can I just say any man whose name is "Jolly Stanesby" probably shouldn't be allowed to have access to his kids

*looks around nervously Psst can anyone advise me please. My daughters Ipod is stuck on one album and we can't get it to move away from that album. Any suggestions anyone. Many Thanks Joey

5 a side with lads from work. One of the lads had had the snip a couple of weeks previously and was still a bit tender down there. He was missing the footy and the pint afterwards so decided to ease his way back by going in goal "just in case". He showed us his ollies in the changees and they looked a bit brusied and tender like. All was well until a couple of minutes before the end when a lad goes through one on one and instead of finishing all cool like Rushie, blasts it straight at him. The next bit all seemed to happen in slow motion but we all gasped as the ball headed straight for his nuts........ and crashed into them with a thud. It all went quiet for a couple of seconds, and we all looked at him.......... then he let out a noise that I can only describe as like that of an animal being run over. The high pitched shreik and squeal this well built lad let out still haunts me to this day. Whilst a couple of us showed our concern and went over to him the rest literally fell about in fits of hysterical laughter that went on for minutes. He was rolling around the floor yelping and squealing and calling for his mam. Game over. I don't work with him any more but the stick he took for that went on for many years.

Is there anything friggin worse? Bought one from the supermarket before - looked lovely Got the little beuaty home - Cut it and it was hard as fuck I'm proper fumin

Good call on O'Leary Hoddle used to get on my tits - fantastic player though

I'll play as long as I haven't got to do anything too strenuous like

Yeah right - Stinky

There is nothing wrong with personal hygiene captain. No wonder you can't get a bird for love nor money. Smarten up - its never too late.

212 is the aftershave of choice for me It has been known to send judies wild

AUSTRALIANS TED! BLOODY AUSTRALIANS ARE BIGGER HEROES THAN KENNY I'M OFF FOR A PINT SOON AND ITS A GOOD JOB BECAUSE YOU SON ARE TESTING MY CONSIDERABLE PATIENCE! BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!!

Don't take it too serously Dave - its the internet buddy - you get all sorts of loons on it - and tits like me who start threads that piss you off. I like it because even I get to feel superior at some of the losers messageboards attract God bless messageboards say I

*Feigns indifference

DONT MAKE MY SHAKE MY FIST AGAIN TEDDY - I'VE ONLY JUST CALMED DOWN

Cheeky fucker I'm never responding to you again There's lots of other threads that will have me