Stouffer

Travellers Tunes is ok, the rest is shocking tho.

Exhibit A for the prosecution - Ocean Colour Scene by Ocean Colour Scene. My plead, guilty

I liked the book Stig of the dump (which has a better plot ,much more interesting characters and a better ending than LOTR), but I don't want 3 epics released about it.

Bit controversial this one but I hate the Lord of the Rings films. Dragged out tosh about orks and dragons and rubbish. Crap films are bad enough, but 3 hour long crap films take the biscuit.

Nail on the head. The dialogue is appauling, the plots even worse and it just isn't scary.

I'll go along with that.

Indeed it was, it's in the Find me a picture thread. Don't try too hard to be rubbish. Just be rubish, that's my motto.

Mine's better!

My missus is a Carlisle fan, nuff said!

Oh and why are we talking about the mancs. Who cares!

I like your thinking, hitmen with massive savage dogs. Or even hitdogs that carry knives and guns and stuff. Maybe it's something LFC should think about. It would be a good way to stop chelsea hijacking deals and raising prices. Sign for them and well set the dogs on you. Sort it out Parry!

I don't want him. Crap hair and a stupid name that no-one can pronounce. I demand we bring Carlos Valderama out of retirement. Kick-ass wig and a name everyone knows.

Why can't they have decent powers though. Like the power to be able to drink 100 pints of ale or make salads into kebabs. Now that would be worth watching!

I laugh at him even when he isn't crying. He is a big girl.

Just thought you might like to clear that up.

Does that mean you're not from Preston then?

He's got the type of face that you would never get tired of kicking.

Kuty's gotta get his hair sorted before anyone goes in for him. Don't lose sight of the important factors here people!

Complete bastard. The cooler pump has just blown up. I put water in it as directed. Connected the beer and the gas. When I switched it on it started to smoke, then went bang and throwing my main breaker. I think the coolant pump is frigged! Any ex barman or landlord that has knowledge of these beasts I would greatly appreciate some help. Did I fuck up? Can the pump thingy be replaced? How much would a new one be so my missus doesn't get the sack? Oh and just for the record it was 88 pints, not that I can have any now.

That's one of the worst things I've ever heard. What the fuck were you doing going out with her? Was is for a bet, a dare meybe. Or are you just mad!

I'm just off to the pub, not for a couple of pints tho, but an entire keg. All for greedy me! I believe it holds about 70 odd pints. It's gonna go in my kitchen for a BBQ at the weekend! I don't give a toss if it rains either. Life is great.

He'll probably get one of his lads to do it for him.

China In Your Hand by Tpau.

Anything by Bananarama!