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Mav

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  1. No one on here is going to care but a former BBC producer Barry Letts died today. Indirectly he was a big part of my childhood and a really great guy so I wanted you to know. I just thought I'd share but don't feel obligated to join in
  2. As Kopite enters the thread suddenly I can hear the Cheers theme tune
  3. Girl takes naked photograph of herself and sends it to her boyfriend Boy and girl split up Boy posts photograph on the internet No - didn't see that one coming (if you'll pardon the pun)
  4. Without wanting to sound like Trinny and Susannah that's not what she was wearing last night. She had a grey top and black skirt on *leaves thread as he has done enough damage to his reputation*
  5. Note to self: I make less sense when I'm pissed. On reflection, more a GF topic especially now Dirk has added the pictures (for which thanks - I owe you some rep) I would
  6. sorry - sarah jane mee football first
  7. without sounding too gay - well the title says it all fit chick but whoever dresses her makes her look like a mong
  8. Yes I was also being ironic You show your newbieness - check the avatar
  9. Who is fucking noos? *walks through thread confused*
  10. It's short for Mavis, which is my middle name My mum was a big Corrie fan
  11. Does he explain why his new contract only has an option for an extra year?
  12. Mav

    Boobs

    I owe you some rep SM Definitely my type
  13. yup but they vary the item each time
  14. Then I suspect you did it wrong
  15. ...until I worked out how they did it Regifting Robin
  16. 1. Yossi 2. Stevie 3. Dirk Creditable mention to Lucas - who takes his fair share of stick when he screws up so should be given credit when he plays well and I thought he did today.
  17. And Stevie G only gets into the England starting 11 because Joe Cole is injured!!!
  18. Couldn't find an option for who gives a fuck :smile:
  19. I just want the punchline please i.e the ugly/fat/old bird that no one would shag. Ever!!!
  20. Fellow forumites I need your help. I'm trying to make a gag work. (I write as a hobby) Two characters are talking about women they fancy (that bit's easy) but then it switches to women they just wouldn't even if she were the last woman alive and the fate humanity was at stake. They both give the same answer at the same time - which indicates that they have clearly discussed this before. Now I know GF's have had some pretty rank offerings on here and some sick and twisted puppy will always add in Bill-esque terms afterwards "I still would" but what I need is a definitive punchline for someone when that would not be offered. They can be fat ugly or old I don't mind or a combination of the three My own offerings are currently Thora Hird, Kirstie Alley (post Cheers) and Bald Britney. Anyone got a better punchline than that?
  21. Wot no poll?? Very poor GF form MH (PS I'd delete her in a heartbeat. As someone once told me "They'll bleed you dry!!!")
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