Fugitive

Alright mate, he’s not going to bum yo… oh, actually he might..

Dyche

Yeah, I’m not sure why I thought it was cut into triangles. It quite clearly a white bloomer cut in an acceptable way.

You called him ‘Championship level’. Ridiculous

Still laughing at this.

I actually had a large glass of coke, to mend the hangover I had.

I thought the sausages were cheap ones at first but they were fucking quality. It did also come with a tomato that was lashed out the window, another hash brown which my daughter took off the plate and a pot of beans that were poured over waitresses head.

The Coach House at Bowring Park Golf Course. £11.95 And it was very nice apart from the fucking triangle toast.

That is fucking woeful. Only joking, fair fucks to you for actually getting out there and having a go. More than most will ever do. I doff my cap to you.

I’m like those fellas from ‘The curse of Oak Island’. They piss away all their money in the hope they find some treasure that almost certainly doesn’t exist and I waste money in pursuit of a decent delivered breakfast that is just as likely not to exist but I can’t give up the chase. We are dreamers.

The difference is that I know how shit the breakfast I post are and call the cunts who cooked it out. He actually seems to be pleased with that fucking mess he is claiming to be an omelette. If anyone on here knows what a shitty breakfast looks like, it’s me.

That egg on the place was the one below the egg in the box picture. I cut the dolls heads off in anger.

Look at shit eggs getting all pissy.