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...which fictional TV detective would you want on the case? Who do you reckon would bring the bastard/s to justice?

my lad met them in Africa last week. The women are very short. what an experience eh!

How do I do it now? It seems things have changed.

What would you like to do in your life that you haven't so far that is at least vaguely attainable? No "Play for Liverpool" answers, please. I'm looking for something that you could realistically achieve.

Mine's Disco Stu (although it was grey as he hasn't got enough rep to dish out the green).

I'm gonna close the site down in about 15 minutes, as I need to do some upgrading to the forum software. I think I know what I'm doing, but this is the first time I've had to do it myself, so keep your fingers crossed I don't break the site. I doubt I'll be bringing it back online any time tonight, it will probably be some time tomorrow as there's a few things I need to do when the upgrade is complete. Like I say, wish me luck.

I love the original way he played it... YouTube - Johnny Cash singing Folsom Prison Blues in 1959 But there's just something about it being performed in prison that makes it better... YouTube - Johnny Cash, Live@ S.Quentin - Folsom Prison Blues

You knew it was coming

what was yours? mine was working a night shift at Cadburys. My pal drank seven pints before starting his shift,never washed his hands after going to the bog, come 6am, he said he was going home to wake his missus up for a fuck. nice bloke! :laugh:

No I don't mean Dave (YKI/Dirk) type but a real beating up in a dark room type of psychology. I have just had a few scans, and procedures and right till the end despite being told otherwise by some of the best private doctors in the country I have been thinking the worst. Now they say I am totally fine, in fact I am better than I was before! But for the past two weeks I have literally been unable to eat or sleep! I think the best way to get over anxiety, is to have a good kicking, anyone happy to oblige? How does everyone handle this type of thing? The "what if"?

is to never talk about the GF fight club. Well there goes rule 1 out the proverbial double glazed straight away. Inspired by the e-fight I've pretty much missed, and the recent bad blood alluded to by, amongst others, Paul, I'm thinking that instead of the "if I met you in real life I'd slap your botty" patheticism we have seen, I propose a GF fight club thread. It would work in the same way as other GF wars, except participants would either volunteer to join, like a true internet warrior, or wait to be nominated, like, er a Gwyneth fucking Paltrow. We then organise a head to head competition like the animal wars, with forumites battling by whichever means they think will win them the most voteage in the ensuing poll. You can curry favour and votes either through a display of outstanding intellect, magnanimity, witty discourse, outright character assassination, or by (if you think it will work) literally offering your opponent outside for a real life bout of fisticuffs in a mutually convenient car-park. It could be a laugh, it could make things on here a little worse, but my hope is that it will have the same effect as a quick scrap between mates at school, in that it will clear the air, give room to vent some humourous spleen, but ultimately take all the agression onto a single thread for a mass e-rumble. So who is the e-hardest? GF Raw, but without the lycra. I'll administer it, and I'll make the draws random unless anyone oversteps the boundaries of bad taste, in which case I'll Sky Premiership the draw and pair you up with someone like Tom Ross. Names down please, even if you have no beef with anyone in particular. I regard most on here with equal distaste, so my name goes down first. Add your name, and once we have enough, I'll get the ball rolling. If you have contributed in any way to the WATB Rashid thread, or have ever expressed an irritation against another forumite on here, get your name down before you are nominated, you fucking pussy. Come and have a go if one thinks one is hard is enough. Don't even dream of opting out on some moral highground issue either. If you're nominated, and don't defend yourself, you shall face mockery and discreditation.

I hate these subjects on the forum. They are responsible for 78.12ty% of bickering and bitchy threads on here. What other subjects tend to cause a stirring on the GF?

That makes a person not a slag. Would you say a girl who has sex with you on the first date is a slag?

I saw Jermaine Pennant in Heebie Jeebies last night getting pissed up, asked him if he'll be here next year he replied with "I want to be."

as we are playing the blame game for the display today can I be the first to blame John Arne Riise???????