Captain Willard

Can you appropriate fairytale characters ?

Watched the Jeremy Bamber doc on Sky. I’m quite interested in this case both for his 30 year obsessive attempts to prove his innocence (even though in my opinion he’s clearly guilty) and more so for the internet amateur sleuths who have latched on to the case. The Bamber forums have 1000s of members, mainly (it seems) women crawling over every piece of evidence, sending him money and badgering the police and the courts with freedom of information requests. Occasionally one of them will publicly change their mind, declare him guilty and the others will turn on them like hungry wolves picking on a wounded member of the pack. It’s a bizarre phenomenon.

Sunday league.

Think of it as a belated birthday present.

It is. A few weeks later when you get over the whole thing and are back in the game so to speak, your little swimmers come out as black blood for a couple of occasions. Nobody warned us about this so it felt like being in some gothic horror story.

Yes that’s good advice. I will look into it. Thanks

You should try the bio, basically a big dildo shaped probe on the end of a long steel tube attached to a machine. Once inserted, The probe opens up like a flower to reveal a camera and little sharp scoop that carves out a section of your prostrate. Your given a local anesthetic but you are fully conscious the whole time. It’s horrific

Thanks. I had some tests and eventually a bio last year (absolutely fuckling horrific experience) and they said it was enlarged but nothing else. I might go back as its getting worse.

That’s horrific. 2 am is the absolute limit for me and that’s probably only birthdays or New Year’s Eve. The only reason I’m up at 5.36 am is to have yet another nocturnal piss.

“…..Have ruined this family”

I think the only plausible explanation for Milner not getting a second yellow is that the ref gave the foul by Henderson about a second earlier.

If the Mp believes that the constituents voted for them as a person then they wouldn’t fear a by election. The reality is they think they’re going to lose in the general and are jumping ship like rats.

Technically they are but in most seats the constituents are voting for the national party. That’s why you get safe seats, it’s unlikely to be a series of charismatic individuals over the years who all happen to be in the same party. My experience of knocking on the doors for Mrs Willard is that national personalities predominate.

Anyone who crosses the floor should face a by election. No ifs or buts, go back to your electorate and ask the question. A lot of MPs wrongly think their constituents are voting for them not the party.

I think once people go through the door of borrowing off family rather than working they never come back. My ex refused to get a job for 10 years and took £0000s in maintenance. Used to send the girls on access weekends with shopping lists of items I had to buy even though I was paying her rent plus maintenance. At one point both her and her partner were both unemployed by choice saying they were “too tired to work” and I was funding 2 households.

We should rename the GF that.

The title could be “Stig in search of a dump” That occurred to me at 5 am when I was having yet another nocturnal piss.

No black pudding or kidneys. Far too many beans completely dominating the plate. Basically beans on toast with an egg on the side.

You should pitch that as a channel 5 series. Here is the pitch, “Watch as Anika Rice helps Stig to find a traveller kid who took a shit on a tiled floor of a derelict house sometime in the 1970s”. I’d watch it.

We’re talking a lot of people using the outdoors to have a nice public shit. In the rural countryside, it’s a common site in the mornings.

Ask @Bjornebye

I didn’t eat chicken for years after visiting too many chicken farms. Then I went to India and saw adult women taking a shit in the street and wild pigs eating it fresh and I thought maybe chicken was not so bad after all.

Happy birthday. Enjoy your bean less fry up

But if you stand on your neighbours bins, you can see into your house clear as day (apparently, so I’m told).

Well the documentary I saw said it was part of an organised program. Awful either way.