Colonel Bumcunt

I don't particularly want to sell anyone, but these last few games have added £100m+ to the squad valuation. Forest bid £15m for Kelleher in Jan, if they came back for him he'd be double that now. Bradley is a £30m player too, and now we've got Danns with 2 goals, Koumas with a goal, etc.

Get in, this lad Nyoni is going to be sensational.

Looks like the cunt has snuck on the pitch to harvest our Spice.

Dr Ibrahima Konate. He's basically the 2nd best centre back on the planet, he emits pure alpha. I'd spend 95% of any future transfer kitty on the best defenders and GK again, football is much more enjoyable when you've got a great set of lads in defence.

Needs to grab himself a bag of Haribo and an Orange San Pellegrino if he wants to finish this game strongly.

"here's Gakpo..."

Kavanagh has been awful. Just awful.

Imagine the hilarity if Arsenal were playing this without Saka, Jesus, Martinelli, Odegaard, Ben White, etc. Mind you, it's a lot easier to keep players fit when you're knocked out of two cups early. Alpha problems.

I swear, I re-watch that probably every month. And then I'll watch a reaction video to it or something. Sexy bastard.

Desperate for a working internet web page thing to watch this on.

Endo will sort this.

Does anyone use Uniswap? To add £ to my account it seems to use a platform called Moonpay but then tells me it isn't supported in this region (UK). Anyone else encountered this?

I'd take a City win if it means Chelsea getting a couple of injuries ahead of the final.

Just the 9 free kicks awarded to Arsenal in that first half.

Amazing isn't it. Thomas Frank admits their gameplan is based on set pieces and lo and behold they get loads of set pieces. It's almost like they're going down really easy, and backing into our players and falling over, like Arteta had Arsenal doing against us. Football would be a decent sport without these sort of cunts. As it is, it's fucking boring and crooked.

No wonder Klopp wants out. Our injury record is absolutely absurd, you just have to laugh. You can't win trophies like this, it's impossible. Don't worry though, Arsenal and City won't have this problem. Their opponents get booked and sent off, and they can kick fuck out of their opponents all game. That challenge by Reguilon on Bradley just sums up why we're fucked. We need a proper captain who leads a caravan of players towards these cunts. We're cucks, there's no fightback.

A massive negative to this whole Russia thing is that their women get hoovered up by their oddball blokes. Navalny's missus is a solid 7 for her age, but there's so many 10's jammed up in that shit hole that should be coming to Europe and getting giddy over blokes with a pack of 20 Bensons.

I like Politics JOE, but one of the lads said he'd advocate not voting as a 'protest'. And he can fuck right off with that sixth form nonsense.

I thought Napoleon was fantastic, and probably the best cinematography of large battles ever committed to film.

I'm surprised nobody discusses Arsenal's tactics to unsettled teams. I noticed it against us, lots of occasions where their player stood under a high ball and backed into a player to enable it to bounce, and then on corners they deliberately block the keeper. Ben White did it today for their first. Good graces of the refs at the moment, so it's all working.

Only Arsenal can buy a central midfielder for £100m and for him to stay fit and to play well in every game. Footy's easy when it works out like that. Arsenal have all the right age profiles for their key players too, a squad full of 22-26 year olds with the odd older one dropped in. Their rise is no mystery, and they can't plead a case to be underdogs.

Exactly right. We were shite last season and we've given loads of games to 9 players who are u21. Arsenal haven't given a minute to a single u21 player. Go on then lads, go be the challenger.