Ben Sherman

Yea, you should always bring Milner on.

Milner should never be used as a substitute.

So lethargic. We really need to put this to bed. Both full backs have been terrible.

Following on from the Joe Allen and Xavi debacle, he's apparently compared Vardy to Suarez. This may not be true and I can't be bothered to check.

Surely it should be the person who thought it would be a good idea to use the parachute regiment in the first place. I have sympathy with the troops on the ground as they followed their training. Saying that, there are crazy bastards in all walks of life and obviously the army would attract quite a few.

Human beings are fucking crazy.

I'd take Ajax. They have some lovely players but our physicality would be too much for them. Failing that, Spurs or Porto. My heart couldn't cope with either of the Manc clubs yet.

Steve Nichol was one of favourite players but as a pundit, he's a total dick.

Matip was bloody good.

Bayern were shit cause we made them look shit. Some people just won't credit the team for anything. We've just beat the best team in Germany in a stadium were they never lose.

The difference in the commentary between this match and the scums last week has been shocking.

Both teams look like Sunday league standard. Our midfield stinks.

As usual we cause our own problems. Bayern have been awful and surely can't be as bad in the second half.

Fabinho needs to bloody wake up.

The subs made us worse. I think that's us done. A mental thing more than anything.

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He's done alright. Never really liked him, can't stand fanatical religiousness or his stupid dance. It would be funny and amazing in equal measure if we won the league thanks to his equaliser against the Chavs. Defo a fluke.

I think that Chelsea goal was a fluke.

I wasn't that shocked that Salah was shit. He's mainly poor against the big clubs. The bigger shock to me though was how bad Mane was. He's been pretty good lately but yesterday he couldn't complete a 5 yard pass. Robertson looks really tired, shocking that we have only Moreno providing cover. Our squad depth is non existent. Moreno, Sturridge, Lallana offer nothing and Origi although willing, isn't up to it. We really needed to hold onto Clyne and recall Wilson from Derby.

Maybe, we should put Shaqiri in his normal position and not try and pretend he's a midfielder. If Sturridge starts, we're screwed.

Found not guilty apparently. British justice, the best in the world.

TAA was absolutely shit and Robertson wasn't much better. Our midfield is so slow. kieta was crap and will need a season to bed in. this team has no chance of winning the league.

That Morelos is a real liability.

My kid's always been wildlife crazy and we've started doing some serious wildlife watching the last few year. I work in a college that used to be an agriculture one. There's loads of land and a lake. There's still some agriculture type work going on but they've gone very environmental friendly the last few years. New woodlands planted, native hedging, various meadows. The RSPB and Ulster Wildlife have both become involved. Anyway, we did a bit of spotting yesterday for an hour at lunch. Came across the following in the lake, over 100 mute swans, 50 or so Canadian geese, a couple of Greylag geese, a few moorhens, a heron, over 30 cormorants in flight, a few mallards and a diving duck that was just too far away to identify. In the woodlands and hedging, at least a dozen goldfinches, 30+ starlings, 20+ thrushes (too fast to know what type), a small flock of long tailed tits, a couple of willow warblers, loads of reed bundings, a sedge warbler, meadow pipets, 2 tree creepers and the normal bluetits, robin, wren, great tits etc. There were a few birds that we just couldn't identify, too fast. It's amazing how nature flourishes when there provided with habitat that then has no interference from humans except for the mowing of paths.

When we formed as a club way back, I believe we borrowed players from Rangers to help us field a team. Nice that we lend Gerrard to them for a while.