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Clem H Fandango

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  1. Seemingly, the benefit is impressing people with your herculean efforts
  2. Fuckin' Lovin it! local gobshites actually knocked on my door scrotes: can you stop that noise? me: Dont know what youre talking about, fuck off. I love the frequency generator app and my 360 degree speaker.
  3. 4 years ago. Overdone it on the rowing machine and got an umbilical hernia. Exercise is not good for you. Consider how many heartbeats the human heart is designed for and then try and use them up quicker by running around in lycra like a cunt. So, all the while you think you are improving your resting heart-rate down to 50 bpm whilst doing 130bpm exercise....its plain stupid.
  4. Scares me when i see this thread bumped, i have visions of some mad tory cunt frankensteining her back to life.
  5. Usually do, but haven't got round to it. Busy growing 150 strawberry plants.
  6. Asda - sell all the fruit and veg under the sun, except radishes which are the easiest salad vegetable to grow ffs.
  7. Went to this today with the youngsters from work. Great fun but way too easy. https://sixescricket.com/location/southampton
  8. I got a boner just reading that.
  9. we have 3 then it goes 4 then it goes 3 then back to 4 then its 3 again....whilst 2 lanes of traffic keep joining. I'm on a bike so i'm pretty clued up and aware of whats around me, but by the lord of fuck its a donor lottery out there.
  10. im thinking we need at least 26/30 points to win this. Unless code can provide me with some other stats.
  11. Not having that. Every keeper will defend their goal in their own way.
  12. Yes, soft suspension as there is no smooth tarmac until 2026. That is if the project gets completed.
  13. Any baby born after the snip should be called Roger.
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