Bruce Spanner

When wanking off to eighteen year olds fucking in the latest deprived skin flick leaves you feeling empty.

To quote... 'If you were a squirrel you’d be highest in the tree If you were an insect you’d be the busiest little bee If you were a frog, you’d croak loudest of them all And if you were a giraffe you’d be tallest of the tall And if you were an owl you’d be wise as wise can be And if you were a dolphin you’d be the fastest in the sea That is why we’re proud to have you as the leader of our team As we stand upon the Kop, hoping to live our dream You direct our heroes here and there, pushing them for more It’s only a matter of time before we bring home trophies galore So thank the lord you’re not a squirrel, dolphin giraffe, frog or bee I just want you to know you mean all the world to me' RAWK's finest moment...

Sputnik1 is a dirty revenge negging cunt. Fuck you, you minion loving freak. Foreshame. *wipestearfromeye* Edit: i can't believe the heathen has begged this post! I remember when the mighty GF had standards.

Quelle suprise, 'appen they're robbing cunts. Anyhow a far more pressing concern... Is it 'gets' or 'gits'? Been boiling my piss for a while!

Any electricians on here? If so I'm looking to replace 15 12v halogen bulbs to LED. I've priced up bulbs and transformers and that comes to about £100, yet I've been quoted £675! Is this right? Question is could I do it my self if I replace all the transformers, to small voltage, and complete the simple wiring? Cheers in advance.

http://kodi.tv It's beautiful, give it a go. No more fucking about with streams

Get a Kodi player with the Zeus add on and you'll not have to bother with streams again.

Talking Heads with Debbie Harry on vocals. Sublime.

Well tickle this council estate urchin 'middle class'! Last Saturday I sat under a tree reading French literature, eating sushi and swigging prosecco from the bottle. I make no apologies! Class is something people have, or don't, and not a way to define them.

Room do a fantastic lunch of and its very nice.

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/6681C3D7FD1142093805693362176_2becce13031.5.1.7766542664566548221.mp4?versionId=1rITKRr74R9ZFNTZZpOJNzzsXGfBj_GA I find a certain reassurance that we're not this bed...yet!

I'm rooting for Everton to beat the chav cunts for no other reason than they look like the more determined team. I feel dirty.

Them's the facts so quit your yapping!

My erection became 63% more potent today after I signed up, this can't be a coincidence!

Roy Keane & 'Portrait of a gentleman in fur' by Paolo Veronese

I'm going to the pub, fuck this! Doubt I'll be back before the end of the season.

I'll get four grams of Ket, roll of bin liners, an orange, some zip ties anda can of wd40 and make a night of it!

Apologies, I had a hangover earlier and employed the economist who advised Clegg on student loans. Mea culpa. I'm doing alright btw, but I'd gladly have more tax taken from my pay packet to help those less well off, you?

If you use the antiquated British billion x billion formula maybe, but to use the internationally recognised US thousand million then, er, point stands.

...and the Scottish?

Sorry you're right. Young voter turnout was in the late 40's, with 25-35 well over 50%. Fucking 6th formers editing and subbing the Indy again! Charts

Indy Quoting various sources.