ElishaScottBC

He's kick ass and proving he can do it on a rainy Wednesday at Stoke, woo hoo test passed!

Sherwood, the English Ginola, things getting hairy for spuds.

I'm not sure, that language is pretty threatening, I would say it's real at a guess. Hope you are ok Si!!!

Field a team of Hendo's, Oldham may try and rough up the game, but the work rate the bloody work rate, boy wonder is an ENGINE! Peace to brother Mamadou, every other team's fear grows as your health returns. Happy 2014 Ayre, Harley on!

Moyes fills me with a frightening and nervous delight similar in a way to the Hodge one does. I can see the flames engulfing Old Trafford burning brightly in his eyes, his pretend frustration at losing, a charade and deception. This man loves losing. He craves it more than anything and will stop at nothing until he can pull off the master stroke of failure in front of billions. One last attempt to leave this world with a prize to his name. David Moyes. The Great Loser. This is only the start to the New Year, the road is long and the journey will be generate laughs unimaginable to most football fans. David Moyes is already back, hard at work designing the next grand failure. I for one intend to buy plenty of boxer shorts as I often piss & shit myself from excessive laughter. Have a happy new year all!

This isn't Sparta...

Ya flash cockney bastards, ye know stanley?!

Coutinho Sterling Suarez

I'm sitting here drunk soaked in what seems to be either tears or piss, my last remaining relative brought me 4 special brew and they are finished. merry christmas.

Sakho, Skrtel and Flanno are all frightening in their own way. So my vote goes to...

Where? I've only seen his agents comments but nothing from Fabio,

Flanno's goal and the team's celebration filled me with so much joy.

What is going on in manchester?!?! Kagawa getting his stomach pumped for eating himself over the edge, Moyes is a wrecking ball!

Is Stewart Downing even real? I thought it was just a story dads told their sons in the hope they don't grow up to be shithouses.

Sakho Mignolet Coutinho

LOL just seen Assiadi's goal and celebration, fuck you jose! what a day of results!

Roy telling the press nonchalantly, 'We've got a great bunch of lads and we'll give it our best shot, but deep down I don't like winning'.

Suarez Gerrard Coutinho

Father: Never put all your eggs in the one basket dearDaughter: But Daddy your baskets empty and I don't know what eggs are?! Father: Hush now, be a good girl and smile for the camera like we know what's going on.

Pretty sure he's busy losing to Parma

Toure Gerrard Suarez

Oh hi curiosity, have you ever heard of Luis?

Zidane, and headbutts for all of manchester.

Usually sell off most of the team, please the board by throwing a load of money their way, then get stuck into the whiskey mini-game, while aiming to sleep with as many of the players wives as possible. Pretty good manager mode this year but think I'll stick with O'Leary Manager 2000 until next season.

If we lived in a well functioning democratic society (ha, that's easy for me to say) then the possibility of the Yes vote is very intriguing. However we don't, and No is the ballot winner. Thank you please try again.