ElishaScottBC

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Boss >>> I don't know if there's better than Alison Stokke. Also in other news I saw Sharapova on the tv the other day, when walking through my house, I think I collapsed into the nearest seat and only returned to reality once it was over. Mesmerising stuff. Niki Gudex:

Good one la, everyone knows you have to be higher than God to reach the rarefied Ian Ayre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC5s8NEyDSo

Welcome Alberto kidda, must feel great signing for the start of the season in which you win the Premier League. Here's to 5 years and many more. Big Up FSG, Henry and the insurmountable Ayre.

Jermaine Pennant is looking for a club this summer, he's out in the Seychelles, I don't know if he's looking in the right place but it'll be an enjoyable hunt all the same. .

Ecuador: Banguera 6, Paredes 6 (Achilier 90), Guagua 6.5, Erazo 6.5 , Walter Ayovi 7, A. Valencia, Noboa 6.5 (Mendez 50, 6), Montero 8 (Arroyo 68, 7.5), E. Valencia 5.5 (Ibarra 83), Gruezo 7.5 (Saritama 90), Caicedo 7.5 (Rojas 46, 6). England total score: 72 without subs (With subs - 79.5 but they only rated Sterling out of a possible 6 subs) Ecudaor total score 67 without subs & A. Valencia not getting rated (With subs - 86.5, Ecuador had 3 subs ranked out of 6) MOTM Rating: Montero/Rooney

Don't get me wrong, Roy can deliver a rousing, soul shaking half time speech, but it'd be great if he could study this cunning linguist, mmmhm.

Henry: Quickly Ian you've got to get out of there! The Southampton club house is falling apart! Ayre: I can rescue him John Henry: It's too dangerous! The fire has weakened the structure. Ayre: Don't you see he's English and has played in the PL?! FFS Henry think about your wallet afterwards! Henry: Ian you are a good man but please, let's just go. Ayre: We can't leave him here, I'm going in *Henry tries to block Ayre, but his abnormally strong arms knock Henry to the ground* Ayre: Adaaaaam! I'm here to rescue you, get on the fucking harley. Soton Team: You can't just leave us here?!?! Ayre: Tough doughnuts *Ayre jumps on Harley, revs engine but as he accelerates Lallana falls off* *Part of the Soton clubhouse roof collapses taking out Gazzaniga, Ward-Prowse & Isgrove* Lallana: If I die tonight at least I will have my loyalty bonus *Ayre reaches down from ledge offering out his hand* Lallana: I'll never reach, I'll fall into the fire below Ayre: Stick out that transfer request, I can grab that then pull you up. Lallana: Bu, bu, but my loyalty bonus Ayre: What the fuck Lallana: lololololoyalylylty bonus *Burning debris falls from above with a steel sheet slicing right through Ayre's hand removing it* Ayre: Aghhhhhhhhhhana *Ayre quickly jumps on the Harley and speeds off leaving Lallana & Soton team to a fiery fate* Ayre: Alright John la Henry: Ian I thought I'd never see you again *Ayre picks a visibly shaken Henry up off the front porch and puts him on his bike* *The Harley revs, Ayre & Henry speed off as the Soton Clubhouse explodes behind them* Ayre: Well this was easier than the Ukraine trip Henry: Hehe. Ayre: Where to now John? Henry: Munich, we are looking for a Swiss lad

Read interview, couldn't help but break out into a smile. Lambo's dream is only just beginning, wait till you see the grin on his face this time next year!

Other sites are reporting this story is false and Glazer is still alive.

Suarez £22.8m

Well I believe there is pubic interest in the story.

Poor guy needs to keep eating, I'll throw him a couple eggs next time I see him.

Come Yaya, Kolo is waiting for you.

Shaqiri & Sanchez, we need more S's!

How were we embarrassed by Willian and Salah though? We finished higher than them and based on their performances in the Premiership they aren't worth what Chelsea paid?

If Stoke bid £11m for Lallana and Southampton say we still need to pay £25m or else they will sell, would you buy? I understand that being a club with bigger finances, the rivals will want to charge more when setting a price. That is their prerogative, ours is to get the best deal possible,

Have there been any hints of how much can be spent? I'm working off an estimate figure of £60m and I don't believe Lallana should be a third of our summer transfer budget.

£20m + is a 'don't buy' from me. I could be persuaded potentially for numbers under £20m.

I guess guided by those past experiences I have doubts lurking around this potential transfer. Given how we have spent recently, I'm apprehensive that this constitutes value for money. My gut feeling is £8-10m and no more for Lallana and if that's not possible we shouldn't be prioritising him as our main transfer target.

What a sad day, one last time, altogether now: RUN WITH US! Thanks for the laughs Bert, you kept up a good pace with Gollum.

I have no idea what the answer is, but I'm pretty sure it solves the thread's original question. No vote.

Gravy everything!