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ChippyTeaFriday

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  1. Michael Owens mustachio has more of a fuckin personality than himself. It's a shit one but still better than his.boring cunt.
  2. Ha ha fuckin boss that lad. I'm a specky twat but I haven't got blue hair, it's sort of black and grey and receding. Thinking about it that kids hair is better than mine.
  3. Fuckin hell, who is this prick some sort of s@n mole! What the fuck was he doin on a Liverpool fan site? I don't know what he did but he sounds like a fuckn gobshite whose lucky nobody stuck he head on him. You should un ban him and let him come back and explain what th fuck he was doin with that shit rag. I've never met him but I'm dyin to call the shithouse out. Good mate of mine was injured at hillsborough and unts lie this taken the fuckin piss makes me fuckin blood boil. cUNT
  4. Fuck it were gonna get beat ere. Me guts are well off, I've just shat out last nights curry all over the toilet seat and I was sittin on the bog! Me guts always go before we get beaten. It fuckn stunk as well
  5. Peter Kay is a fat fuckng pie gobbling fat, Bolton headed, ugly, boring fat fuckng, ball bag faced,unfunny, fuckng fat sweaty, stinking boring fat king of cunts type cunt.
  6. No way ! If a mate killed someone especially if I didn't know them there's no way I'd grass him up. Anybody who would even think about doing it is a bad grass. Mind you if thre was a big reward like I'd have to have a think about it.
  7. Heavy shit this for 3am. It's all a set up anyway i recon. Haven't the yanks given Israeli this iron dome missile system that shoots enemy missiles down. Not much point attacking Iran if it doesn't work. What better way to test the fucker than get Hamas lads to throw a few hundred mini rockets over the border so the Israelis can have a practise. That Tim Marshall bloke off sky can fuck off, I can do his job piss of piss
  8. I was working for this builder a few years ago and he give us the bullet for turning up to a job late after a session on the ale. Fuckin prick he was a well, always tied to skim the lads subs. Anyway that Friday me and a few mates had been havin a few scoops and we got to talkin about this prick. He lived about 20 minutes away from the pub so I said I was Goin around to have it out with him. One of he lads was driving anyway so we jumped in his motor and got to this lads house. His fuckinghell BMW was on the drive but he wasn't in. Thought about keying his motor instead but suddenly felt the guts moving following 6 pints of Guinness. My mates were all waitin for us in the car and gettin impatient, but I thought fuck it, I'll give the prick a litle reminder. So I get on his motors roof, drop me kex and pebble dash his car with shite. It fuckin stunk. I had no bog roll so got down wiped me arse on me boxers and shoved em through his letter box. One of the lads said he went fuckin mental when he got home. He made his mrs clean it all off as well as he threw up in his garden when he tried to do it himself. Not proud of meself lookin back know but he was a twat to work for and a shit builder.
  9. Nah mate take more than somebody at the end of the Internet to worry me. If anybody wants to know about me drop us a private message request and ill happily tell what they want to know as long as its not to personal like.
  10. Why do you recon I'm this bjonebye lad? I'm not I'm not anyone else but me! At least I was the last time I looked in the mirror. Funny crew you've got here mate no offence like but some of you seem like you've had too much beak. Just sayin like. By the way me real names Kurt and I'm from Birkenhead used to live on the nocky but now live in prenton. Anything else you want to know?
  11. Alright bjonebye lad. Where are you from and what is your name? Somebody recons we may know each other. Send us a private message if you like.
  12. A Bad blert is changy lad. Good news this as far as I'm concerned.
  13. Bad news killing a dog like. Especially if it hasn't bit anyone. I know a lad who could do it for ya though if your interested. Hed Stab it and chuck it n the docks for a tenner
  14. Fucking spot on for me that. Blueshite have had that stability. We're off to the wilderness for fucking years mate. Fuck our luck!
  15. Eh? Big Black Bag? Bent Bobbys Bits? Billy Bender Boardman?
  16. Is right rossy laaaaaa. :drool: Give us a kiss you mad mick:P
  17. The only way Suarez will stay with us is if we get in the cl. It's fucking shite, we get a good player, we sell them to buy 4-5 mediocre players. Without the wanks spending some of their wedge we are destined to become mediocre at best. City, utd, Chelsea, psg you can all fuck off and choke on your dirty money plastic cartel of shite
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