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A good performance by Coutinho so far, he's been running the show.

Jonjo should have red for that.Lucky boy.

Is Pardew mad? Why would he leave Newcastle for Palace? Unless he's sick of the abuse the Geordies are giving him or if Ashley is forcing him out, seems like a totally daft move.

Very harsh to call Litmanen a flop. He just wasn't getting picked by Houllier. He played well whenever he was in the team. A class player. I'd have Balotelli ahead of him, easily.

Ha, I meant Ghostbusters. Not sure where I got blockbusters from...

He reminds me of Gozer the Gozerian from Blockbusters, only blacker.

Waste of space. Not a shit player but a lazy one who could have had a better career had he looked after himself. Could never control his weight and lacked discipline, although can't totally blame him for the latter since Roy Evans had no control over any of the players under his management.

False dawn. We've reverted back to how we've been for most of the season - fucking shit.

The Torres rumour has to be BS. Please don't tell me Brendan would seriously consider signing another non-scoring striker? Torres was finished years ago. Anyway, if it's true that Atletico want him I'm sure he'd be back there in a shot.

Yeah, fuck Salah. Preferred to be a bench-warmer on big wages. Dickhead. (Nice work if you can get it, mind).

Mig is the best of a bad bunch. Jones is a nice lad but he's a League 1 calibre player. It's absolutely crazy that he's first choice at Liverpool now. That stat about him conceding 5 goals vs 8 attempts sums him up and is no surprise. Mig needs to return to goal before we hopefully buy a better 'keeper in January.

Does anyone expect us to get something from this game now?

Might as well not bother with a 'keeper than have Jones. Absolutely pointless since he never makes a save. Rodgers has totally fucked up on the 'keeper situation.

That's the inevitable sucker-punch.

The Taliban is a monster Pakistan created, the fucking idiots. They need to cut ties with the Taliban and wipe them out.

He's not. He's actually FAR worse than Mig.

Get a grip lads, ffs.

zomg Sterling

Poor from Jones. Comeback is ON.

Wish we had kept Reina now... Mig is shit but Brad Jones is even worse. I wouldn't play either, see how we get on without a 'keeper. We'll have an advantage in that we'll have 11 vs 10 players when not including goalies.

Nope. To spend £100M+ and to just have Sturridge to reply on us playing well is a terrible strategy and has ruined our season.

The only positive is that when Sturridge is back he'll finish some of these chances we missed. We'll only get better once he's back, might be too late for Brendan by then.

Yep, a good fucking hiding is what we'll get!

Rodgers deserves the sack just for picking Jones. What a shameful decision to do so here of all places. Mignolet has been gash but sadly he is our best 'keeper, to dump him in favour of a League 1 calibre goalie, away to United is fucking absurd. Fuck off with this nonsense, Brendan.

And we have shit officiating to fuck us over, as if them manc cunts needed any further help. Fuck this shit, I'm going out. Might as well enjoy the last few sunny days left of the year.