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Utd will release him and he will end up at Everton.

I didn't mean Naby was a long term solution, I meant if even he could make it better then it shows just how dysfunctional the midfield has been. The way I see it is we've been playing with 10 men most weeks and 9 the weeks Ox has joined Fabinho on the pitch. We've replaced them with 2 lads that run and we already look million times better than we did at Brentford and Brighton first time around. It won't take much to get Mo, Trent, Matip, Virgil and Robbo playing 10% better than they currently are. Add Bellingham or any decent midfielder to the mix and suddenly we're a team again.

A point you're missing is the new over lords won't want you. Off with the heads of anyone with a £77 banner, singing fuck the tories will probably be swift chop at the wrist, the s*n will be welcomed back, a cunt of a manager will be appointed. It will be Man City within 5 years, a shit atmosphere ridiculed by Fulham.

About as likely as Maya Jama popping around to me give me some morning head.

I really think our problems are overstated. Naby fucking Keita has gone a long way to sorting them so how big can they be? A 2020 Fabinho solves them so if Bellingham is all he's supposed to be then of course he will solve lots of our issues.

Did they really try for Che Adams? His team had a match last night, his team are direct rivals for relegation. How incompetent are they?

Forest have signed 27 players. PL league squads are limited to 25. I mean what the fuck.

The football World is a very small place. If absolute no marks are turning down Everton then the word on the street must be the club is close to bankruptcy.

Does anyone think Chelsea's billion pound team will qualify for the CL?

I think 4th is still possible, Guimeres is now out of our game, win at Newcastle and we will catch them. We've been quite lucky in recent weeks, Toney, Trossard and Caicedo have missed our games, the wolves goal ruled out, marginal offsides going in our favour.

I don't dispute that, I just get the hissy fits by those that have accepted and "told us so" repeatedly. Are lack of activity is not a surprise to anyone.

I don't get all the knickers in a twist going on. It's been obvious for weeks we weren't signing a midfielder. Now we have people who have hated FSG for years and others that already written off the season crying like babies. This isn't news, our model is clear we won't take just anyone. All the twitter virgins would be pulling their tiny plums if we signed Gakpo today.

I actually thought that was the Thick of It, shame as it looks good.

Ayew escaped the most hated current team, he's an Everton player if ever there was one. Forward that will wind up opposition but never score.

No window is bigger than the club.

Not sure a lump sum would be a deal maker for a cash rich club like Brighton. It's only a story when purchaser is like Barcelona, Everton or I would now say Chelsea and there is concern they will go bust.

Watched a couple of episodes of that transfer show on Sky. Following agents around trying to pimp their players. PSG where trying to sign Fabian Ruis from Napoli, the Napoli president was funny. Kept changing the deal, gave them a time to call and when they did he was out sailing, gave them another time to ring that night and he was asleep. Didn't say how much he cost in the end but it sounds like he done them like a kipper. What the show makes very clear is that deadline day deals are for the desperate. It's easy to see why we don't get involved in such shenanigans. The thing with Bellingham in the summer will be over by mid June, if it's not he's not coming here.

Someone mentioned Chelsea not being in for him as a sign he's already agreed something. That makes sense.

The smart play would be to bid for Rob Holding and have Arsenal bid for Naby Keita. Then sit back and wait for Chelsea to call.

Always thought Klopp would get a tune out of him, he's a beast of human being. Call around Stamford Bridge tomorrow and check the skip, bound to be a midfielder in there.

I was thinking Sociopath but that's close enough.

In fairness I didn't reach that conclusion on just one post. I reckon there is a chance you genuinely can't see any issue with what you done, there is a name for people like that.

Is that true? He adopted a lad with learning difficulties that went on to commit rape? Stronts, being the massive cunt he is, uses it to try score cheap points? He doesn't need his uncle to discredit him, he does a fine job of that himself, pretty much all he's good at the cunt.