Evelyn Tentions

No. He's still 5 ft 8.

The thing I've noticed most is that the standard of officiating is light years ahead of Webb and his cohort of clowns.

You've been to Vietnam then?

In Shanklys days NOBODY had the horrible littles fuckers on a fry up.

Shouldn't be allowed until the first lean photo is posted

If Chelsea do lob in a higher offer, Brighton should be made aware that FSG will set the lawyers on them and nobody will allowed to play him until it's settled in about 2027.

Show him a picture of the Kop after the Barca 4 - 0 and a photo of the Chelsea pensioners waving plastic flags. Your choice Moises.

While he's there, give him a walletectomy, pass it on to the boss

Fucking hell. Let's get this window out of the way before we start panicking about January.

Please stop saying that word.

With the possibility of the mad Yank out gazumping us, I don't think I'll even vaguely relax until we've got his X and a thumbprint in blood on the the contract. I'm not getting too old for this shit - I AM too old for this shit. Every fucking window.

3 times the fee, 10 times the talent.

So 85 million was over our budget for Bellingham (which was always known to be about the price) after dicking about for 6 months when we would have had him for the entire off season. Got to to tighten our belts 'cos there's no CL money. Offer 110 million for Caceido with low probability he'll be ready for the first match 48 hours before we play. Liverpool logic.

Wasn't one of the reasons Jurgen extended his contract was that Scrooge Henry had promised money was available?

They were always a good read, thanks for your dedication.

If we get gazumped by Chelsea on Lavia, the entire board of FSG and the recruiting team shoud be publicly hung in front of the kop. Or at least booed very loudly

Didn't even make it until the start of the season. Misses out on the glory of being the seasons first sacking. Odd time to do it, giving O'Neill barely enough time to meet his players before they start playing. It's been on the cards since the end of last season and I think their transfer window has been even worse than ours.

Haaland invisible again. Big game bottler.

He's got a new number, he's on loan at Fiorentina.

Physical challenges being let go. More hauling at players with rugby tackles. Bullshit. Laying hands on players should be immediate yellow cards. Time wasting, especially by goalkeepers, should be strictly penalised - as laid down in the rules. POGMOL are cunts, one and all, and Webb is King Cunt.

What's the hold up with Fabinhos transfer? Are they paying in 1 halala coins from the back of the sofa and counting them by hand? (1 halala = 1c US). All 19 million of them

That looks absolutely perfect

Note to self - wash hands several times after peeling before putting hands near eyes.

Garlic chilli grilled prawns.

£72.8 million tax free for 2 years plus all the other perks, who wouldn't be tempted? There isn't a Tory in the land that wouldn't sell their entire family for that.