Evelyn Tentions

Bring the club into disrepute. If the Scums lawyers can't find a reason, they need better lawyers.

In a fan's season report in the Grauniad at the end of last season, he was voted flop of the season

According to the Beeb we've had an offer of 30 million knocked back for Andre. Why can't the low balling cunts just pay the 40 million release clause if they want him. If we could have forked out on Caceido, 40m is chicken feed especially since he'd only be paid half of what we would have have to offer Caceido.

I guess it's just a shadenfreude Sunday

They might not be corrupt but they are certainly inconsistent at best, tending towards biased and incompetent most matches.

Ahem. Tierney.

Digestive system like an industrial incinerator

Was that the one he was selling autographed Bibles at?

Apparently The Beatles asked for tickets to an FA Cup final, Shankly coyly replied, telling them “I’ve never seen any of The Beatles standing on The Kop. Any ticket I have spare will be going to my mates on The Kop”

Your Nan must have been mates with my Mum, but her preferred epithet was poncy cheese on toast.

No. He's still 5 ft 8.

The thing I've noticed most is that the standard of officiating is light years ahead of Webb and his cohort of clowns.

You've been to Vietnam then?

In Shanklys days NOBODY had the horrible littles fuckers on a fry up.

Shouldn't be allowed until the first lean photo is posted

If Chelsea do lob in a higher offer, Brighton should be made aware that FSG will set the lawyers on them and nobody will allowed to play him until it's settled in about 2027.

Show him a picture of the Kop after the Barca 4 - 0 and a photo of the Chelsea pensioners waving plastic flags. Your choice Moises.

While he's there, give him a walletectomy, pass it on to the boss

Fucking hell. Let's get this window out of the way before we start panicking about January.

Please stop saying that word.

With the possibility of the mad Yank out gazumping us, I don't think I'll even vaguely relax until we've got his X and a thumbprint in blood on the the contract. I'm not getting too old for this shit - I AM too old for this shit. Every fucking window.

3 times the fee, 10 times the talent.

So 85 million was over our budget for Bellingham (which was always known to be about the price) after dicking about for 6 months when we would have had him for the entire off season. Got to to tighten our belts 'cos there's no CL money. Offer 110 million for Caceido with low probability he'll be ready for the first match 48 hours before we play. Liverpool logic.

Wasn't one of the reasons Jurgen extended his contract was that Scrooge Henry had promised money was available?

They were always a good read, thanks for your dedication.