Ian Beales Gut
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You're Jon snow
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You will also need a proper bag and a proper set of clubs. Apparently 4 clubs and a putter in a bin bag isn't considered appropriate. Golf snobs
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He should be sacked. He gets paid an obscene amount of money to spout uneducated shite on the tv. He could have used another example like "he's having a terrible game, it's like he's some 15 year old girl who's been gang raped bt some big black men and now she has to face them in court over the allegations. Yeah every time nani runs at him down the wing his face looks just like that 15 year old slag. She was probably asking for it anyway. Slags, theyre all fucking Slags and then they take you to the fuckin cleaners and you never see your kids again"
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Torres: I never kissed the Liverpool badge
Ian Beales Gut replied to cartman's topic in FF - Football Forum
This is spot on for me. I think Suarez will be the next legend. That is up until 2013 when he will suddenly gets homesick for south America and decides moving to barca or Madrid will make him feel better. Then he will be that buck toothed ungrateful little prick we worshipped and made into a world star only for him to stabbus in the back blah blah. Youre right Players will come and go, they always have. I'd rather have a team full of decent players who work and play as an effective team rather than relying on one superstar. I've always thought lfc have relied too much on their star players over the last 20 odd yeRs or so. Barnes, fowler, gerrard, Torres, probably Suarez. If the rest of the team isn't as good then teams work out if you want to stop lfc than you have to stop xyz from having a good game etc. -
Bad fucking hygiene or girls who think its ok to fart infront ofva bloke are total deal breakers for me. I can't stand fellas who think it's funny to drop their guts in public either let alone a woman. Im fortunate in that I've never been with a girl who was unhygienic, I wouldn't give a fuck how fit she was if she farted in front of me or couldn't be arsed keeping herself clean then that's a total turn off and she'd just have to go. How a girl could gobfor a shit and then let somebloke go down on her without washing herself or even wiping herself properly is beyond belief. I'd freak out and chuck the lazy dirty bitch out into the street. Fucking rank!!
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Actually there is lots of $$$ tourist money going into sa because of great whites. I spent 5 weeks in gansbai several years ago helping tag and document White sharks near Dyer island. Until you have seem them up close you wont appreciate how graceful and cautious they are, they are capable of explosive bursts of speed and power but they are also very wary creatures and if you are ever fortunate enough to dive with them then you will also see that they are not the man eating monsters the press like to make them out to be. Yes they attack people by mistake at times but it is a mistake. Humans as a food source do not have anywhere near the calorific content required to sustain a large fish like a gw.
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What a prick! Ok, ok I'll indulge you for a bit. Come on post positive and undeniable proof that I'm js, im sure you can seeing as "you know im js" and I'll come around to your house and stroke your cock for you in person! Can't say fairer than that can I ?
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Oh I see! Too much vino for me. I'm not js so he's Totally wrong anyway.
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You know I am what? Sorry you lost me?
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I ain't snowy mate. Besides that's all been done before especially as we joined up on the same day as each other.
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Yeah well that's your opinion and you're welcome to it. Pity you can't bring anythin more useful than Internet safe insults into the topic but then again that's what you do isn't it?
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What a bunch of bastards these fishermen/tourism officials ate in the Seychelles. Catching all the sharks they can and stringing them up just try and prove they caught the one that bit the arm off that fella on honeymoon last week. It's pathetic and wrong and the British press don't help by trying to sensationalise it all with headlines like jaws killer, monster etc. Why exactly is a fish a monster just because it bit something that was splashing around in the ocean? It's interesting to see that so called experts have do far blamed bull sharks, great whites and now tiger sharks for the attacks. What sort of experts are these? The teeth of a great White are vastly different to those of a bull or tiger shark. The bite marks would reveal these on the swimmers body!! It's a tragedy that this guy died but it's about time people started to realise that if you go to foreign far off places and swim in the sea then you are taking a risk. People need to accept that risk or they shouldn't go in the water. It didn't help him that he was swimming at dusk. Dawn and dusk are the times when sharks are at their most active, most shark attacks on humans occur in these time ranges. The sea is full of things big and tiny that can be fatal to swimmers. Unfortunate incidents will happen now and then. It shouldn't be an excuse for humans to start killing everything in the sea just to try and protect the tourist industry.
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Dominos falling in the Middle East
Ian Beales Gut replied to Section_31's topic in GF - General Forum
I can imagine. Some of the families of 9-11 think it was a Zionist instigated plot to destabilise the Arab world. Chances are though it was aq same as it was Libya more likely than not who bombed that pan am flight -
I'm Martin sheen, I'm steve McQueen, I'm jimmy Dean
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Cheers fella. Not saying quals aren't important, I just think there is too much pressure put on kids if 15-18 these days. If you don't get top grades you're fucked etc. For me in my experience, time out to mature and experience life and work for a few years was what I needed to focus on what I wanted. I know lots of people who did degrees at 18-21 and they just choose subjects at random almost. Waste of time and money IMO, one lAd I knew spent 4 years doing a degree in electrical engineering because that's what his dad did. He was packing donuts at a factory last year on minimum wage at 38. You have to know what YOU want!!
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Dominos falling in the Middle East
Ian Beales Gut replied to Section_31's topic in GF - General Forum
Maybe so but I recon there's a few people in Lockerbie will be dancing a jig of delight once this murdering coward is dragged from his liar and strung up like the murdering criminal that he is. Just saying Like. -
Even a levels are shite. I left school with one cse grade 1. My teachers decided I wasn't suitable to do o level physics even though I came 2 Nd in the whole year when we did a mock exam. At that point i gave up with education. Left school and spent the summer labouring for my dad as his hod carrier. For the next 4 years I just occupied low paid low level jobs until I thought "fuck it, this is shite I need to do something with my life" fast forward 20 years and I have 2 oncs a hnc a 2-1 honours degree, membership of the rics and have just completed a level 7 nvq in strategic management and have become a member of the chartered insititute of management All without the aid of a single a level. My advice is live your life a bit when you leave school don't get bogged down with the thought of having to get a levels and going to uni at 18 to do a degree that means fuck all to you and to a prospective employer. Develop yourself and learn what you want to do. Then and only then will you be motivated to succeed.
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Yup had one of those beef ones. It came with gravy. It was a roast dinner in a sub. Very messy things to eat. I didn't get the no thing about food. I thought a lot of it was just deep fried and pretty tasteless. The only exceptions were red hots and onion moms.
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He's fantastic. But we need to be in the cl with we are to have any chance of keeping him. I think a lot of these south Americans come to Europe and look for career progression. Ie they sign for a german/French/Dutch club then hope to get a transfer to the epl then a season or two here and the ultimate aim is for a move to barca or Madrid. The way he is shaping up it won't be too long before Madrid start making noises about him. Quickly followed by his agent issuing statements about he is home sick and misses the sunshine etc. It's always a problem with top quality players. They end up braking your heart. I'd be happier if kk had a team of decent players none of whom were fantastic but as a team were unstoppable. This for me is the ideal solution. Super star players will eventually want to move on. Keegan Mcmoneyman Owen Mascherano Torres Gerrard (almost did)
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Ive never met a nice blue. In fact I want them to go down because of one particular blue I used to work with. Depressing al. His wife left him for the barman at his local. He was always moaning and complaining about things in work. He couldn't handle the smallest amount of stress. He hated lfc. He never missed an everton game. (well he watched for free at his local). He had a face that you would never tire of stomping on and a fucking shitty little tash like steve wright used to sport. Yup I would love everton to go down and fall through the leagues until they decide to just disband the club. The best bit will be in years to come when all the children and grandchildren of the bitters start supporting lfc as they will be the only tesm in the city. Oh what a sweet day that will be my friends.
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In my wild and reckless youth I bust a bouncers cheekbone. Back in the 80s we sometimes went to some bar in Birkenhead. RAF it was. One Friday a couple of mates where in their and one of them was getting picked on by this bouncer called oggie. Basically My mate was getting off with this girl that resisted oggies charm and wit earlier on. My mate is dead placid and couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag. Oggie was about 6'2 and looked like a gym head. Anyway oggie goes overto my mate and grabs him by the hair and starts pulling him outside saying some shit about selling drugs. Once he gets him out side hi twats him about 4 times and tells him he better not come back. The next day me and my mate Mick went down to the bar saw oggie and some little skinny prick on the door. I walked up to him said alright og and before he could say anything I just blind sided the cunt with a right hook. The best bit was he fell side ways and broke his left cheek bone against a pillar the other side of the door. His mate shat himself and ran inside. I left it at that and said to him he'd get the same if he picked on my mate again. Fair play to him he never went to the police and he left his bouncer career behind when he got better. I think he ended up the army about 18 later from what I heard.
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Is that an all inclusive bracelet tag on her wrist ? No wonder she's smiling. Triple vodka an coke with chips Ta . Dont see the attraction to be honest. My mrs is 40 shes better looking and has a better figure than her and how old is she 25, 30? She will look like your normal dregs pasty munching chav with a double muffin top in 5 years guaranteed !
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Hit by an rpg?
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Don't blame you! I was there in early to mid 80s. It was grim! Mind you dint think rock ferry high was much better.
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Ridgeway?