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Superb. This, the week that was, and our match reports, always thoroughly enjoyable highlights of the week

If you just read the 2 sentences in Guardiolas voice, it reads exactly like something he would say sarcastically while being passive aggressive about fixture congestion

This. Would probably be the first billion pound player

Jordan Henderson is quite possibly our player of the year. He's dragged us over the line multiple times and his sheer professionalism sets an incredible standard for his team mates. He's one of the best and most important midfielders in world football. I say all these things about Jordan Henderson What a credit to himself he is

So good to not even give a fuck about the January transfer window. Make your desperation signings, we're good

Alisson Becker.

Think it's a point on the principle and it's fair to do so. I think a few in the squad probably need a game though, rather than a holiday, judging by yesterday's performance.

Shambolic

David Moyes signed him for Sunderland. After managing him at Man Utd.

Not to Jinx him, but I had every faith Adrian would save that. Great deputy for Alisson

Strong bench

Defensive midfielder water filters are the new water carriers

Danny Murphy is like a slightly worse Mark Lawrenson. Which takes some doing

Actually an argument about just how mentally good we are. Unprecedented. None of the teams in the lower half would struggle in any of the other major leagues. The whole league is full of expensive internationals.

It was Moyes van gaal and mourinho who wasted most of the billion they've spent the last 6 years. He's actually done ok in that respect, it's the fact he's not a football manager that's the problem. Id love them to give him another year (won't happen). I reckon Pochettino can turn that around from where they are now, unfortunately

I'd like to get him in the gym and try and turn him into a Gini mk 2, a strong, low gravity, technically exceptional, great with the ball in tight spaces, sexy beast

Worrying. Can't remember Sadio having a muscle injury before

I think we'll definitely be buying a left back and attacker this summer. Klopp will want to keep the hunger in the squad

City, Swansea, Chelsea away, United away. Three of those were two seasons ago

Massive win. Absolutely massive.

I fucking hate Lamela

Gini looks fucked to me

Fucking hell. Wow. Also surprised mane came off, he's worked so hard defensively

So embarrassing.but just gold. I'm surprised more people haven't said that bit about taking his number 20 made absolutely zero sense in the context of the sentence.

Balls. Keita out