Bobby Hundreds

He might be or might become boss but at the minute he's the least clinical forward in Europe and is born offside. Even as his biggest fan you have to admit he needs to improve massively. Unrealised potential is worthless.

I heard podcast say he's been offside 30 times.and Man City as a team have only been off 33 times. Surely that's bollocks.

Palace beat us at Anfield. Everton the smallest club in the world.

Fuck all significant will happen. By rights they should be fucking stripped of every single thing they have won since Abu Dhabi bought the club, they are cheats and they have cheated the entire sport. The punishment should also demote them multiple divisions why should they get to carry on as though nothing happened their future built upon robbing others. Abu Dhabi have killed the premier league.

So we getting this guy because his style is so similar to Klopps the club won't have to buy players to suit a new style as they are already here. A lesser version. Exciting.

Yeah I agree you absolutely keep him but he needs a wake up call, he's part of a team the rest of the players aren't extras to his starring role.

A miss spelling of westworld telling us dodgy Yul Brynner will be good for us. I'm won't end well!

Was it true the last time Everton beat us at Goodison Arteta was the goalscorer or was that some mad bullshit I've been fed.

Has he really said that. I'm used to a bit more cloak and dagger!

It's a kick up the arse he needs. Talent is fuck all without hard work, he has all the talent in the world and he used to put all the work in. Now he jogs around like he's its a privilege for everyone else he's there.

The club chauffeur!

I'd like us to sign somebody with a pair of bollocks. A player who takes no shit and actually takes losing as a fucking personal outrage. No shoulder slouching "oh well" biffs. Being bullied by utter dogshit players. Everton are wank they remain a pile of wank. Getting beat is one thing but just getting manhandled and out fought by that shit, Jesus. I'm still pissed off. going one down so often its so fucking weak for it to still be a thing from manager to every single player.

The new manager though has never worked at this level he'll be like a dog with 2 kicks at our squad until it hits home that so many of them can't think for themselves and work out solutions, they would literally keep stepping on rakes until they where told not too. Its been an occurring theme, force gale winds and opposition defenders 7 ft tall let's keep whipping in these crosses for 90 minutes.... keep exposing us on the right and have had 5 shots in 10 minutes because of it! Let's see if they get bored.

Yeah that forest game was shite.

I'm not enamoured by his appointment but if he gets it he's got the full support..at least he's an optimist the opposite of Hodgson.

I think he should get one season with the new guy and if he is still this poor he needs to go in the catapult.

Why where we where we where last season. I cant even be arsed sorting out what variations of where or were should of been used there. An entire season hangover from pushing for the quadruple and then a season after where injuries have been nuts. We haven't played well for a run for ages, we've ground out results, gone behind an insane amount of times and mostly every single game we play no matter the quality of the opposition be it top or rock bottom its a battle till near the end. Weve struggled too much its insane how they have dragged themselves to victory so many times. Last night it was sickening how much Everton wanted it more, every 50/50 Dyche fucking shouting every tackle, telling them to push on in the 85th minutes while Klopp and the team just looked like they've had 2 hours sleep and would rather be anywhere else. Everyone seems run into the ground. We are looking for high energy when there just isn't any, we keep playing out of form players who keep repeating the same shit performance. I'd rather see some of the kids v westham than once again a shit show from established players. I love these players but some of them just look like they need to sit out for a while.

Let them have their joy from beating us, when youre that deep in the shit you've got to just enjoy the odd sweetcorn when it comes your way.

Yeah none of this diminishes what Klopp has done for us its just a grim ending. Honestly I dont want a Klopp light if Slot has been brought in because this football style is very similar to Klopps I'm not interested, these players are run into the ground by the amount of fixtures alone, high intensity high line just feels like its a recipe for disaster in the long term unless you are at absolute peak. Biggest annoyance we just don't learn our lessons ever either in games or long term. A team plays a specific way that can really hurt us we won't adjust we just let them hurt us and continue to hurt us until the inevitable goal comes. I'm tired of absolutely massive spaces at the back so if we misplace a pass its a panicked race to our box and I'm tired of an overly congested final third where we have pushed about 20 players into one small area and then have no idea where to play it so we knock it all the way back to Dijk. It's just felt like a slow death to a great side alongside a long goodbye. The conceding first early so many damn times and having to score so many last minute goals was never a good sign regardless of people being happy at our mental strength. That's some taxing shit. The seasons done, the pressure is off let's just hope to see Klopp relaxed about it philosophical and hope he can enjoy the remainder of his time here, it might end with a whimper but it shouldn't without a smiling Klopp.

Oh and FSG can shove their documentary up their arses too.

Arsenal. I'd rather the side deserving wins it more. If I want City's cheating to prevail just to stop a side who have done it properly because it actually means something then there's zero point in all of this.

I think the squad needs a lot more work than people previously thought. Horrible end to the season, this long goodbye is pretty much the worst.

Don't concede first please or at all

Hoping Szobozlai can pass a ball to one of our players a few times and not the opposition.

Every time someone shouts you Baldy cunt at one of the refs he's going to take a bit of emotional damage as an innocent bystander.... until he's no longer innocent!