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The big problem for Can is it's raining and his hair is getting wet he just can't cope with the stress

Hicks and Gillett last seen breaking into the canteen and are now claiming squatters rights

No pace, no strength and according to other sources he can't be recalled anyway?

Are they his better looking twin sisters?

His shot stopping and his handling is usually very good which makes me think we should stick with him but his distrubution is appalling, he is indecisive, doesn't command his area, and by his own admission over thinks things and retreats into his own shell. Klopp likes to play a high line and press the ball and I don't see him sweeping up behind although hopefully Klopp will stop our defenders pissing around on the ball and get it forward quicker

Centre half passes ball back to Ming. He takes 1 or 2 touches to control the ball. Striker closes him down. He panics as he kicks it towards Clyne near the halfway line. Ball goes out of play. Rinse and repeat again and again and fucking again.

£225m that's daylight fucking robbery, their stadium is a fire hazard and they don't even own their own training ground. This is a BGB publicity stunt

I'm a believer until we get beat by spurs on saturday then he's a cunt!

Holland just don't produce the players that they used to, in years gone by they had world class quality in their squads but once they got to the finals would all start arguing amongst themselves.

With Benteke being injured it looks like a happy accident of Sturridge and Ings is a real partnership up front with the help of Coutinho. Pity our central midfield is so dire and our central defence is even worse.

We are so fucking slow, both in body and mind it's unbelievable. Nobody making quick runs and finding space, the whole team just walking around passing sideways it's so pedestrian. We need to bring on a some walking frames and a few mobility scooters to liven things up in the second half.

Having looked at photos of him this week and after last nights game he looks like a broken man, I think he knows his time is up it's all just about the pay off now, also looks like he's been keeping his head down but he surely has to do the press conference tomorrow for Aston villa game either he keeps a low profile and Gary Mac takes it which will open up more questions or he fronts up and gets questions off the press anyway.

What worries me more how long till we see one of those(Moyes) in our dug out

When Rodgers turned up he was supposed to bring death by football tikki takka type football, a style that he played at Swansea but we now have.... A keeper that doesn't command his own area never mind leave it to sweep up behind the defence, can't kick or throw the ball consistently to a team mate. 3 central defenders that are useless on the ball and can't play the ball out from defence An attacking leftback who can't defend in a back 4 who also can't cross the ball consistently or he plays an 18 year old right footed cenre half there instead. A midfield that crumbles once an opponent runs at them, lacks strength and pace, has no creativity or goal threat and our best def mid is still Lucas Only 1 genuine wide player in the squad (Ibe). A squad with more number 10s than the rest of the league put together we usually at some point in every game are playing with 3 number 10s on the pitch taking each others space and getting in each others way A 30m striker that doesn't fit the system and has scored most of his goals in his career from crosses (presumably he will score his goals from crosses from our one and only wide player who doesn't even start most games). A lack of strong characters and absolutely no spine to the team( I assume the reason for this is strong characters might soon work him out and tell him to fuck off) He's got to go, after 4 years we still don't have a style of play or an identity and it looks like we have a different plan/tactics every time the wind changes direction. The players are always the first to know when a manager is finished at a club and our players have known since april, someone just put him out of his misery

His lips are dry because he's always smiling to show off his nice new white teeth. I wonder if his new bird will leave him once he gets the sack and she has to live in Blackburn or Burnley or whatever top football job he gets next

He keeps the sun bed studios in business plus the americans love him he's got nice white teeth.

Everyone is so desperate to get rid of Rodgers that they just aren't thinking straight, Ancellotti would be a bad idea for us. He has been at some of the top clubs in the world with some of the best players, lots of money, the best facilities etc. What the fuck is he going to think when he turns up and sees our mickey mouse operation, how will he cope? he doesn't have a reputation for polishing turds he has one for moulding the best players money can buy into a winning team. Having said all that even David Moyes could do a better job than Rodgers at the moment.

It could be argued he is worse than the owl he's had more money and has better players. I had hoped he would be able to turn it around but it look inevitable that he's for the bullet unless some miracle occurs.

We do look clueless and we have a squad of very average players but what really bugs me is the fact we spent so much fucking money on them

I just don't understand what our plan is? we look like a team set up for counter attack but with absolutely no pace in the team. Benteke must be longing for his Aston Villa days, Can and Ings have been awful and even the sky commentators have given up on trying to talk the game up. At least Neville got one thing right "someone needs to tell Mignolet and the Liverpool centrebacks they are not very good on the ball"

I have to be honest I thought they would rape us but that was a Benitez masterclass in getting an away point.

When that blueshite list got published on the web everyone on the Ashley Madison list breathed a huge sigh of relief.The fucking shame

I know that lad on the list for Wallasey he's a proper foam-at-the-mouth bitter Bloooooooo

If we beat Arsenal on Monday the cynicism will lift like a fine mist on a sunny morning but if we lose it will be twice as bad, the internet will burn and crash and the lights will go out all over the world. Anyway Tuesday morning should be interesting