Cherry Ghost

..................And for all those who negged this post, it was there for all to see.....

Collect the books, give them to those going down on sunday and give them to the plastic cockneys so they can read what their new icon really doesn't think. As for the shirts I suggest the addition of some new letters creatively placed.

People said that when Keegan left

Told you, I got shit for this but it was bleedin obvious to me, the man has not one single club medal in his collection, that's why he came here from the club he is loyal to (it's not us you know)

Gold and Sullivan at West Ham are considering taking Diouf off Blackburns hands (good on you Steve Kean), if they go for Fat Sam Allardick, buy Konchesky back, reveal that Konchesky's mum is a season ticket holder, let John Terry and Rio Ferdinand go back to finish at the club they started at and move into Wembley we could have the perfect storm.

Get hip to the new world, time has moved on as well as moving backwards, in 2 years he'll be as old as Wenger is now, 4 years younger than Redknapp and 10 years younger than siralex. So that's 3 of the top 4 teams with older managers. Its got to be ripped off him now.

Which makes me not only narrow minded but also ignorant, hands up. n.b. Leeds???? (surely a club that no-one outside Leeds likes) Inguraland, oh yes, top of the list and their LFC player booing fans as well (Crouch and Barnes for those with no memories)

On the other hand, Like (now) Blackpool (because of Holloway and the mad Blackpool fan who works merseyrail and uses the tannoy to entertain the train) Burnley (great uncle played for them) Exeter (they love LFC in exeter, you only see LFC and Exeter shirts/stickers) Wolves Ipswich Tranmere Hearts (don't know, you ask me) Sunderland (not Bruce mind you, its a taking sides thing against Newcastle)

Good start with Middlesbrough, they've always been desperate since the Jack Charlton days when you used to dread them coming to anfield (1-0 or 0-0). He fucked up Sheffield Wednesday too. For me its Leeds Newcastle (since Shepherd and Ashley particularly) Birmingham (Especially when Gold and Sullivan were there) West Ham (now Gold and Sullivan are there) Any club that Fat Sam manages Chelsea (still, despite Ancellotti) Luton (just everything about the town actually) Anyone Barry Fry manages Anyone Warnock manages United obviously but moreso when Neville plays, worse when Ronaldo was there. Gillingham (arse of a chairman) Anyone Ferguson junior manages (I dislike him more for some reason, its the nepotism thing) And for some unknown reason minor London based clubs like Rushden and Diamonds, no obvious reason other than they usually remind me of talksport type dickheads

Right, let's show the Americans what they truly bought, it all starts here. Forget United, Forget Blackpool, game on.

You can tell I'm not bothered, hardly seems worth remembering his name as those smart guys at West Ham have decided that now West Ham have started winning (1 defeat in 7 games, 4 wins) he must go and that other man with the Fat Head is required. How can sacking your manager make a difference eh? Crazy

Love him, he can come to us anytime (not as manager though), PR possibly. PL managers Yes No Not bothered Coyle Ferguson Mancini Holloway Wenger Moyes (no he doesn't these days) Ancellotti Redknapp Pulis Di Matteo Bruce (but getting better) Pardew Martinez Hughes Akram Houllier McArthy McLeish Kean

Irrelevant, he's there to bring in money and take corners. He'll sell shirts and win female fans (and gay ones as well of course as well as some borderlines who don't know what they want). He's looks good enough on the pitch to retain his place in a squad thereby being able to retain his and posh's marketing sales maximisation strategy. As I said, if you are interested in football, irrelevant, these days the footballing equivalent of those girls in the human league.

This They can keep theirs in their club, I don't want them in mine, no use you see.

Dickheads here, dickheads there, dickheads every fucking where You know the tune

His major achievement was to make the day Kenny came in feel even better than it would have done last June.

You can't let players choose managers, this is about leadership.

Bollocks, my face looks just the same at the moment, SG persuaded him to stay one more year after Benitez got sacked, he's regretting it.

Now this is a man who's car is bigger than the club he plays for. Genuinely think that he cost Houllier his job (along with Diao and Cheyrou). In the summer of 2002 the right buys would have taken us up a level £20m got wasted and Houllier never recovered. I'd go as far to say that this is the sort of player you might sign if you were recovering from major heart surgery and your head was not right. If we had a scum 11 then he'd be first choice, in fact Neville G, Terry, Cole Nani, Barton, Bowyer Owen, Diouf, Carroll I just need a goalie and a centre back, can't think of any dick goalies.

It's not, I just think many underestimate the job he did because his post heart attack work was poor. As for Gerrard, please don't underestimate the way in which Gerrard was brought through, he may well have been a natural but I've seen them fail to live up to potential and it does take some care.

Why? If you substitute Hamman for Kuyt (and most people would) it would be 4 Houllier and 4 Benitez and I think you can him some credit for bringing Gerrard through well also. Also, where the hell is Erik Meijer? Travesty!

Frustrating but if you take our points score after 17 games in the last 5 seasons (including last year) then we'd be; 05-06 37 points, 1st, 3 points clear 06-07 28 points, 5th, 6 points off 07-08 30 points, 5th, 4 points off 08-09 38 points, 1st, 4 points clear 09-10 27 points, 5th, 7 points off Its winnable this year but not by us 10-11 Actual-22 points, joint 9th, 12 points off, 6 points above the bottom 3

For those who talk about two good seasons that depends upon how you define good. At the moment finishing 4th would be a fantastic season but people are writing that off historically as poor (Evans and Houllier included). We do need to wake up to the fact that there are four clubs a lot richer than us and another catching up fast (because being in London is always going to work in their favour) so people assuming that failure is not winning the league need take a bit of a reality check (that's not the same as adjusting your expectations). Arsenal are loaded and eveyone agrees they play good football and have decent players but they have not won a bean for 5 years, is that failure? If so Wenger must go obviously. Something went badly wrong last year and I'm not exactly sure what is was, No Alonso?, Gerrard?, Carragher?, No Hypia? no idea, but whatever it was if its still around Benitez may well struggle again. Benitez is an 85-90% manager with the 10-15% being frustrating Hodgson is a 40% manager with the 60% being depressing and dispiriting Not sure who the 90-100% man is and only when they get the job would be probably find out. Place your bets

These are the facts, no judgements involved Extramadura 1997-8 2nd in division 2 (promoted) 1998-9 17th in La Liga (relegated) Tenerife 2000-1 3rd in division 2 (promoted) Valencia 2001-2 1st in La Liga 2002-3 5th in La Liga Champions League Quarter Finals 2003-4 1st in La Liga Uefa Cup Winners Liverpool 2004-5 5th in PL Champions League winners 2005-6 3rd in PL FA cup winners Uefa Super Cup 2006-7 3rd in PL Champions Leaguerunners up 2007-8 4th in PL Champions League SF 2008-9 2nd in PL Champions League QF 2009-10 7th in PL Inter 2010-11 7th (dec) World Club Championship

I just think its unfortunate for Paul that his his mother is a deluded illiterate prejudiced bigot with a range of unfortunate walnut brained friends and a son who's shit at football. It's also unfortunate for us that we've wasted millions of pounds on a shit footballer who's mum is a deluded illiterate prejudiced bigot with a range of unfortunate walnut brained friends. It's not going to strengthen the relationship is it?