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I'm not having a picture of that cunt flying from my chimney

Wherever you live, stick a flag on your chimney, up a tree in your garden, on your fence, out of a window or whatever, just let the rest of the country see what has happened.

Oh, shame.

Wilder: "I had a great camp", fast forward, "I had complications in my camp"

Well done, how much did you get?

Shes got a longer reach than Tyson Fury

IOLs? Fucking hell, I was going to neg for that but decided to rep you for being prettier than any of my girlfriends

I'm sure youre a good lad in real life, but the image you paint to me is a running to fat bloke with a bit of a beard in too tight chinos and brown shoes wandering round some city with headphones on and a costa coffee stuck out like a dalek with a smirk saying "yah" and "lols" all the time before going back to the office to fanny about with spreadsheets.

Man City cheat and inflate their revenues and win loads of trophies. Everton cheat and inflate their revenues and be Everton

You can have my answer now, if you like. My answer is this: I'll take their titles and it will cost us nothing. Not even the fee for the presentations or the tour bus which i would appreciate if they would put up personally

I think you were right first time around. Everyone does now see them for what they are.....cheats. They are going to struggle even more than they do already to increase their fan base, not just this country but more importantly to the owners, worldwide. Every sponsership deal, transfer purchase and set of accounts will be scutinised making it more difficult to be underhand. Even if they get away with this their reputation is fucked and the only way of improving it is to be 100% transparent and that means proving to spend within their means. If they have to do that its back to being a yo yo club

I did like the idea on bluemoon of "aggressive yodelling"

Since the storm started down here my mrs hasnt stopped looking through the window. If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in.

He's at it again - My reply - There you go again, over inflating what you have. Its only 2

He does yet he never used to be, he's been infected

I've been having a bit of fun on Facebook, nicking pictures off here and taking the piss. There is one mate who is a diehard City fan but always pretty reasonable and a good lad. He is a proper leftie and I have often joked that he should come on TLW as he would fit in really well. Anyway he finally reacted to my piss takes this morning and we had this interchange, his posts in italics - At least we've only got ourselves banned.Not like we've killed anyone is it If you know anything about Heysel you'll know we didnt. Come on Dean you have to take it, bin dippers, murderers, always the victim (hillsborough) its pay back time. In reality, City have been waiting for the farce that was UEFA's investigation to be over, so it can be moved on to an independent investigation. All Blues know how corrupt UEFA are, and how0 much they've tried to protect the cartel, by use of FFP. So let's see how it stands up in court. Let's see what a sham this investigation is. Blimey, and they thought we booed their fecking anthem before, just wait until the Real Madrid game, you won't be able to hear the bloody thing, over the booing of the crowd. CORRUPT BUNCH OF BASTARDS. You spent money you didnt earn and lied to cover it up. You broke the rules, whether you like the rules or not. Lance Armstrong had the best team around him yet took steroids to give him the edge, exactly what city have done. You're not the only ones though to be fair, its just that you got caught.

I see an estate agents role as producing a brochure, putting something up in their window and sticking it on rightmove and zoopla where potential buyers will see it and arrange to come view. My role is to sell the fucking thing, I know the area and the property far better than the smiley twerp they send round

Oh and another thing, do your own viewings rather than having some fucking hooray henry talking bollocks about your house and area.

If you have a house on the market for say, 200k and after a month or so they suggest you drop to 180 in order to sell they are giving up commission, based on 1.5%, of £300 whilst expecting you to give up £19,700. To them, 2.7K is more valuable quickly than 3K longer term. As I say, they act in their own interest and will say anything to try to scare you in to what they want.

I thought this wasnt a debate about Ireland?

I know, thanks, I was just providing a bit of balance

Protestants in the south were burnt out of their houses by Catholics.

We're going through it at the moment, its always best to remember that whatever they advise is in their best interests not yours.

Slippery bastards the lot of them. Tell you to put your house on at a low value and get their mates to buy it and sell it on at a profit or tell you your house is worth more than it is to get your business then badger you to fuck to reduce the price. Good luck