A Red

"Its ok martin, I've made your bed up for you, timmy the teddy is there." "I know, but, mummy, i signed the official acts." "I know you did marty and well done for that, but all the cleaners did" "Now go to sleep." "Ok mummy zzzzz.................."

"My mate is high up in the *insert here* and he tells me they're planning to pile up bodies/close a tunnel/introduce martial law/its a man made virus" etc etc. Fuck off you cunt, you're not in the know, youre a cunt wanting to look like youre in the know. All you are doing is make anxious people even more anxious.

To be fair to TK hes not once mentioned that both his parents are doctors. Or one of his parents took the exam twice, I dont remember.

I hope you wont have to lay the butler off, its terribly inconvenient

To be fair I haven't heard that before.

Our economy is fuelled by confidence. If people, rich or poorer, feel they are secure in their jobs they will buy things, go on holiday, move house etc. If there is doubt the first thing is to stop all non essential purchases.

If he goes full on socialist, no chance. If he goes a little bit socialist hes got a good chance.

Cornwall is the poorest county in England, pretty much reliant on tourism, so this is effecting some people pretty badly. Once it is over I can see many Londoners re-evaluating their lives and looking to move to or buy second homes in the area. Positive for me but bad for many others.

Happy birthday. This doesnt entitle you to a day off from keeping the lefties honest

It tastes nice now. See, we can beat anything if we put the effort in.

Like em fat eh?

I know Cottingham, my ex brother inlaw lives down bricknell ave just past west bulls, i lived near morrisons in beverley for long enough. Enough of this frivolity, lets go back to being cunts

Posh cunt! (both my son and daughter live in Beverley)

Really? Wow!

You live in Hull dont you? You should be used to misery

I'd rather read Tk's statistical based scientific solutions

What else have we got?

Nah, its good this

Sat down with the wine the mrs got me from Aldi to get bladdered. Fuck me its disgusting, i'm literally having to force it down. All bastard week ive looked forward to this.

Lets remember Corbyn was a leaver. Yeah, I know, I shouldnt mention that.

It isnt an idea by tories to benefit tories, you do realise that? Its an independent body that have come up with the idea to benefit constituents by helping mp's to do a better job. There are examples of why this is needed just a few posts up. Just because people you wouldnt usually agree with think its a good idea doesnt make it automatically a bad one

I must have a form of tourettes My mrs says to me last night "god when this is over i'll be pushing 11 stone" To which I replied (i dont know what came over me) "nah, god! You havent lost that much weight" Shes a size 10/12, has put no noticeable weight on at all and now isnt talking to me

Where the PM, here in this brilliant film, first saw the evidence of his claim was at a factory in Stockport. Draw your own conclusions.

Its another lazy silly reason for lazy silly people to be offended. Its for mp's staff to enable them to work from home. There has been a whole new load of mp's and this is particularly to help them.