blackberryway

That's because you haven't seen him yet.

Here is a prime candidate for the TWAT list. Jonathan Shalit truly is a "twat" and I can guarantee lots of serious cringing if you spot this guy in action. He thinks he is really big cheese in Showbiz (and in newspapers as a writer) and imagines he is of worldwide importance but in fact he's never managed or handled any serious bands at all. He also fancies himself as some sort of journalist but his writing in the "Daily Mail" (see below) is all shameless, self-serving, show-off, garbage. He's all over the place is Shalit....always popping up to express his opinions on TV on such subjects as Michael Jackson. How dare he. He's one of those really irritating people who has got himself in a position of being asked to comment by the media if there is anything in the news about music/showbiz or, it seems Barbados. Then up pops this prat again. All he did was manage Charlotte Church and someone called Mylene Glass, whoever she is, and a few other people that are hardly going to change the world. He thinks he’s Louis B Mayer and he’d like to have Simon Cowell’s power and Michael Winner’s friends. What a creep. Michael Winner, witty and interesting as he is, has an act which is unique to him, which is to appear OTT but it's all tongue-in-cheek and he is in fact a lovely guy, witty, brilliant and caring. Jonathan Shalit wants it all, including all that Michael Winner has built up.....no chance at all. Shalit is just a twat. He made his name by talking Charlotte Church (or her parents) into allowing him to handle her when she was a little girl. When she got a few years older and clued up she could not have got rid of this poison dwarf quickly enough. Then he sued her. Michael Winner nearly died after being poisoned by shell-fish in Barbados......he used to go every Christmas but he didn’t go last year so what happens? Shalit opens his big gob. This guy wants to be the next Michael Winner sending despatches from Barbados except that unlike Winner, neither his writing or his wit comes anywhere near. He is just incredibly irritating. This is what appeared in the "Daily Mail" last January:- "Without Michael Winner providing the unofficial entertainment in Barbados this New Year for the first time in 28 years, Jonathan Shalit has unintentionally stepped into his shoes. The well-nourished uber-agent, who looks after Myleene Klass, was showing off on a jet ski with beautiful London lawyer, Yaell Tornhibler, when the two were unceremoniously dumped into the Caribbean by a freak wave. 'This huge wave knocked us off the jet ski and we crashed onto rocks. 'We ended up with cuts and bruises - but not too badly,' says Jonathan, who went on to meet millionaire racehorse owner Michael Tabor's daughter, Laurel, at last night's New Year's Eve party at the Sandy Lane Hotel. Jonathan, meanwhile, disputes Winner's contention that it is no fun seeing in New Year at Sandy Lane. 'I've always had a fabulous time,' Jonathan tells me. 'I like Michael but one or two people have expressed the view that they are relieved he's not in Barbados this year." Read more: RICHARD KAY: Tallulah lost in translation | Mail Online This is what he writes about himself- Jonathan Shalit - Biography This is him showing off and posing:- I'm a celebrity, get me to Barbados! | Mail Online While Britain shivered I was getting away from it all at the world's glitziest party | Mail Online Nuff said?

Michael Caine's latest set in East End of London, Harry Brown. He's never made a bad film yet. Best was get Carter.

Next will be Gordon Brown donating his royalties for letting the Lockerbie murderer go free to pose with Gadaffi's son in Libya

There's only one really great version of Whiskey In The Jar. The singer's father in law told him, at his wedding......"You may as well have her hand, you've had every other part of her."

She was great in Leon......doubt you have much chance there. Dream away.

I hate the four legged variety with a vengence.....don't trust them at all.....they are all conning us....if they were bigger than us they would eat us up, instead they just say meow.

Superb

I'm seriously considering it....I'll see how it goes over next week after my forthcoming suggestion for top of the twat list.

It seems I can't entertain you with details of a really first class, prize twat until I have made 15 posts. I wonder how many millions of pounds Gordon Brown will donate to charity from his book to make up for letting the only person charged and convicted of the murderer of everyone on Pan Am flight over Lockerbie (and on the ground) go free? Tony Blair has started it off with his blood money. What a useless government to cause the death of so many of our servicemen through lies and deceit.

Oh come on, you still DIE. However this guy has been treated like a hero back in GadaffiWorld. This is wrong. Also, none of the three cancer specialists mentioned were consulted about the three month period before the murderer was released. Instead it was a specialist hired by Gadaffi who confirmed the three months to live story. Michael Winner has stood up to Gadaffi's crap and so should every decent person. As far as the TWAT List is concerned, Michael Winner shouldn't even be considered. There is however a complete twat called Jonathan Shalit who thinks he is the most important superstar agent in the world, who should certainly be on it. In fact I think I'll start my first thread.

That's fine with me. You clearly need a sleep. I remember when I had my first drink too.

Your'e a péter. At least the other guy is intelligent.

"a man dying of cancer"!!! Three months left over one year ago!!! So, did Pan Am simply run out of fuel when it fell out of the sky onto innocent people in Scotland? How would you feel if a diplomat shot your nearest and dearest.....and then toddled off back to Col Gadaffi? I may post all over this site, but here is where I've started. We all have to start somewhere.....hence the BSM. You can't heckle me, I'm a professional, just like your mother.

Yes Mendoza, however you have only scratched the surface.....but well done all the same. Michael Winner is in fact a lovely person, he helps a lot of people but doesn’t shout about it like some people. He is not afraid to be very publicly politically incorrect and that is really terrific. He doesn't give a damn but tells it like it is. He is beholden to nobody. I can't think of any politicians who are as honest as Michael Winner. As for all his work for the national police memorial, he started that off after the Libyans murdered Yvonne Fletcher. This tragic professional WPC, doing her best to protect the public, died aged only 25, over 26 years ago. THIS IS outrageous. So is the Lockerbie bomber Megrahi's release. I know the sister of a young guy who was on that PanAm flight. Michael Winner has put his money where his mouth is. He would not stand for it and he had to fight to be able to erect a memorial to Yvonne Fletcher. I could go on but hopefully some people who post here are getting the point. If I was having a major scrap I would love Michael Winner in my corner. I have to admit I laughed when I came across this thread but I was not laughing with the previous posters, I was laughing at them. “Derek and Clive” they are not....Peter and Dud were hilarious and there is a place for such humour. The place is surely not on a website about Liverpool FC which is accessed by football-mad children. Bill Shankly would have been disgusted with some of these postings. It is just not what Liverpool is about. This thread is doubly at fault, not only for the sentiments expressed about a terrific guy out of sheer ignorance but also for some of the offensive comments. OK, Death Wish 3 is not a good movie but Michael Winner (OBE offered and refused) has made plenty of good films. I do appreciate what Liverpool Way is about and as such Michael Winner should be applauded. As someone posted, he’s “nailed a lot of dolly-birds.” I would rephrase that to read, he’s “had very many gorgeous girlfriends.” Look at it this way. He best mate is Michael Caine for Christ’s sake. Would Michael Caine be best mates with a “twat”? I can actually think of one person who really is a complete twat, is quite famous and his ambition is clearly to be the next Michael Winner.....as some people on this site misconceive MW to be. Now this guy is a twat of the first order and would possible qualify as Numero Uno in your “twat” list.

As the site proprietor will be able to confirm, I am not Michael Winner nor is he in any way connected to my response. I'm sure he would not lower himself to join you in the gutter.

It seems that some people don't realise that Michael Winner writes "tongue in cheek" and his popular TV series simply followed that style. I guess however that one poster may be correct in saying, "He did nail some dolly-birds." This may be something to do with Mr Winner being a charming, interesting, highly intelligent and educated gentleman. Michael Winner contributes substantially to society, especially when it comes to the National Police Memorial. These posts are gratuitously offensive and unless it is a day when access is restricted to members on high volume match days, these posts pop all over the world, on web searches. It doesn't actually show Liverpool supporters in a good light.