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Yeah, but he strikes me as the kind who's got one great tournament and a potential world title in him, then will turn back into a pumpkin.

Brecel's not a bad shout for an outside bet.

I'll wait for Tony Parsehole in Viz to do the honours.

I'm squarely in the collar appreciation crew too.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, to me to you"

I always thought if VAR was to be implemented then it'd follow cricket's example and have referrals. Let managers use one or two per game as they see fit, and if they're moaning about a decision and they're wrong, then they lose the referral and have to put up with the ref's decisions thereon. Looking at rugby, the question of "Is there any reason to overturn the decision" means that most would stand anyway, as marginal calls are subjective anyway.

Exactly. Her back in the garden turns her into an elusive figure that the reader wants to know more about. You've made the classic mistake of giving too much away. Don't worry, rookie writers always struggle with that, I had the same problem before I perfected my erotic match reports.

Unless you wear them on your face, you're still in trouble.

When I was a kid, playing for the school team, I used to come up with daft ideas as tactics. Conceded an indirect free kick in the box? Have half the team hanging from the crossbar, waving their legs to block it. Long free kick into the box? Get on a team mate's shoulders to win the header. My greatest plan was a sort of rolling maul where everyone encircles the ball and trundles forwards with it. Weirdly, none of my ideas were employed.

I think I've still got one of those shirts. I put it on once every few years and then remember just how shite it is, it has almost no redeeming features.

I'll be there.

If we can wear hats I'm in too.

I hope so. I look forward to being a strange old man rather than a strange youngish one, it's somehow more acceptable.

Mad old people. I got collared outside the chippy the other day by a googly eyed old lady with a beard, who went on to tell me with great incredulity that a fella in the bookies put £10 on the National. "£10, can you believe it? What a risk... I put 25p on each way" and then she wandered off.

That'll do.

Have a good one.

If you ever need some erotic match reports I'd be happy to oblige.

I'd rather Roma in the semi, then Bayern in the final. Dunno why, but I reckon we could take them in a one off game. Madrid can fuck off, they shouldn't even be afforded the opportunity to be bummed by us.

Is right. That anyone would deny this is worrying me that our planet may be beyond the point of saving. Nuke 'em all Don, they're lost already.

How so?

Can, Sturridge, Markovic, Moreno, Bogdan and Migs leaving is quite conceivable, but we usually find it tough to get anything other than loans for one or two players. Ward could be on his way too, as two youngish keepers rarely settle in the same squad. Markovic is the new Aquilani and will be loaned until his contract expires.

There are so many good moments in it, it just needs a quality fan edit to take out some of the shite like that and Luke throwing the lighsbabre away for a cheap laugh.

"You're very thorough with the inside leg measurement aren't you?"

Looks alright. At this stage I've come to accept that Disney are going to be making most of these films into Guardians of the Star Wars Galaxy type things given the huge success of the Marvel blueprint. Once I got past the laboured attempts at humour in TLJ I quite enjoyed it.

I like Arnautovic, but what I particularly like about him is he's not in our side.