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    Israel - A Rant

    More child murder today…
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    Israel - A Rant

    I’ll be cheering on Forest Green in League 1 this season. UKLFI sound like proper bad grasses.
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    Martin Motherfucking Tyler

    This. I think he’s just misspoken and the “other” crept in by mistake. An apology and a clarification will be enough, for me. Not that I matter though. It’s how the bereaved families feel. But, while Tyler is a cunt, he doesn’t seem the type who’d deliberately make that comparison.
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    The Twitter

    37 year old woman from the Bradford area has been arrested tonight.
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    Ibrahima Konaté

    Our for the start of the season after getting injured against Strasbourg.
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    How old are you shitbirds?

    43. On the subject of looking younger than people your age, the lad in my local shop said I looked about early 30s. I was made up. And, this interaction wasn’t 13 years ago. The majority of my mates of my age or a bit older definitely don’t look their age. But, some of my old school mates who I’m friends with are looking proper old and ropey.
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    The Twitter

    That concert square thing is all kinds of awful. She’s meant to be dog rough too and her OnlyFans photos are mega-filtered. I hope it was worth the 5 seconds of infamy as it appears that the Mayor of Liverpool is liaising with Merseyside police to see if any criminal charges can be brought against them both. Probably outraging public decency and indecent exposure. It’s hardly a wonderful advert for the city. Skank. And knobhead.
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    The GF book thread

    I’m a couple of chapters into this and it’s quite interesting. Looks at how drug cartels have evolved to be run more like businesses and how that evolution has mitigated the efforts of the authorities to tackle the cartels.
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    Liz Hurley

    Christ. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CguTuKEo2JF/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    The thing you’ve got to really ask though is why do Liverpool make everything about themselves?
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    Donald Trump

    He’s just so ruddy, bloody presidential!
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    Blag. The bottom two pics are Croatia’s former president. The bikini clad woman is Coco Austin, Ice-T’s missus.
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    Pre-season 2022

    Melkamu Frauendorf can go in the summer.
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    Israel - A Rant

    Completely normal, part 2….. Bouncy castle apartheid.
  15. The Guardian going in hard on Haaland here! https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2022/jul/30/erling-haaland-looks-lost-to-remind-manchester-city-this-will-take-time “There would have been no great gain in doing the things Haaland did here more energetically, in being ineffective with a greater intensity. By the end he had taken 16 touches, won zero headers, made no interceptions or dribbles, completed seven passes, and produced a willing but ultimately futile exercise in trapped energy, like an oversized fly bobbling its way down a window pane.” “The sight of Haaland on the City team sheet was an instant adrenaline spike: all those vowels, the symmetry of the consonants. Even his name is a unit. With 11 minutes gone he had his first proper City touch, coming deep to take a throw-in and trapping the ball with all the deftness of a man trying to catch a tennis ball in a frying pan.“
  16. The latter, for me. He doesn’t seem to quite ever have full control of the ball. I’d say it’s a legitimate goal. But, we won anyhow, so not arsed.
  17. I bet City fans are going to regret all those Núñez compilation videos now after Haaland puts in a performance that’d make Wout Weghorst look good! Wow, that miss! Hahahahaha
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    Retro beauties

    A topical one, since it’s the last ever episode of Neighbours today. Plane Jane Superbrain. The photo on the left might also squeak into the MILFs thread.
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    Seek help.
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    Is that genuinely the tweet that is meant to suggest that somebody has a sexual preference for people who look 12 years old? Surely not, as it clearly doesn’t suggest anything of the sort? That’s a stretch that Mr. Armstrong would be proud of!
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    Transgender stuff - what's going on?

    I’m fine. New, regional centres opening that will incorporate gender identity, amongst other things. Plus, the whole subject isn’t something that I really obsess about. Unlike some… #RicoDeffoWatchesTrannyPorn
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    Le Gateau Chocolat? He’s purposely picked that name as he wants to send a subliminal message to children to eat him. A clear nod to anallingis. Discusting. And you don’t see the problem in his highly sexualised yellow raincoat? And how provocatively he’s turning those pages over? Why can’t you see these things? He’s clearly a potential sexcase!