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I tell you what - looks fucking decent that! Very decent! How fucking dare you?

It looks like shit hospital food, which is ironic really as that’s where you’ve probably ended up due to eating it

Points on the board and all that. The younger of us might have games in hand, but who’s to say I’ll survive the comparative to a cold wet Tuesday in stoke as I attempt to mow the grass in a lightening storm.

I’ve voted no and that is most definitely my stance, but I have cheated in all of my past relationships as a young man. Not ever as a conscious decision, but it would only ever be when bladdered or full of drugs on a bender or a night out. I would wake up the next day and immediately be absolutely gutted and angry with myself and vow not to do it ever again. The guilt would eat me up and sober and in the cold light of day I wouldn’t ever entertain it as an idea. I’d constantly worry about how much it would have hurt the person I was with and run though how the fuck to explain that it was more about me being a weak, pathetic cunt who obviously can’t handle his ale. I’m happily married now with a family and control aspects of my life a lot more, as I’ve got a ridiculously amazing wife, but still do fear my actions if I’m off out, as I’ve seen other people’s lives come crashing down because of it and I assume they didn’t actually want to do it either. Just hope that it is all behind me and I won’t risk it all for a pointless drunken fumble. I’ve know people who are quite open about it - usually successful men who will say they have a weakness for women and have the means to facilitate that in whatever way they want. I weirdly respect that honesty in a way, even though I actually wish they hadn’t told me, especially if I know their wife/girlfriend/partner. I think it’s because I always felt such a fraud in my 20s - believing and promoting the fact I thought it was wrong and never wanted to do it, then would end up doing it myself once or twice a year or whatever. Was mad. It would affect my head so much that I would then be depressed and miserable around the girl I was with due to the guilt, so they’d be getting the result of that as well. I really don’t understand the affair thing - how you could be arsed to double life like that is beyond me - a clear conscience and an easy life is such a blessed living space. Fuck not being able to leave my phone around and panicking/worrying all the time. Plus I think the guilt would literally kill me off. I get there are some extenuating circumstances that can be involved with that though, so I’m not judging, just talking from a personal view point

I’ve been up to Blackpool a couple of times in the last 6 months and it is fucking bleak. I’d imagine being out of season makes a difference, but fuck me. Not the place I remember going to as a kid.

It looks a lot better when on the plate, so that’s something. I notice the egg yolk is whole and unspoilt when in the box, and breached by the time it’s on the plate. You fingered it didn’t you? I appreciate the doll’s feet will belong to your little ones, but there’s a slightly sinister air to it which leads me to believe (and prefer) that both are heavily scorched, melted and covered in egg yolk on their top halves, as you taken out your breakfast anger on them

Is it bank holiday tomorrow???

This is so incorrect, I don’t even know where to begin. Chilled apple juice with a cooked breakfast is perfect. PERFECT.

Houllier choosing to reject signing Anelka and instead brought in Diouf. Still rankles

Oh dear lord

You were very close to getting a trophy rep there until I noticed you’d scraped the excrement from a nappy and served it on your plate, you filthy, heinous cunt

Why? What’s happened?

There absolutely is. What a strange comment.

Ok - that changes my opinion. @Redder Lurtz - apologies - I retract my statement from the match thread mate. Pissed off for being left out? Madness if so - he’s been shite

And neither do you, but you still went in 2 footed telling Mo to fuck off

And in that respect, Klopp was castigating the Greek for not being ready when Robbo got injured on 94 minutes. I think klopp’s head has gone

There’s a time and a place for “encouraging” remarks - as you’re stood waiting to go on, having been elected to do so by the guy who sets you off, seems a bit strange

Are you mad?? Klopp has gone over and said something to Mo as he’s waiting to go on. From the look of it I doubt it was “good luck, kid”

Started at £17.95! I’d love to meet one mad cunt who paid that and ask them why. On second thoughts, no I wouldnt

Don’t agree with this at all - he needs to develop or change his game somehow. People mentioning him constantly in the same breath, or even as surpassing, Gerrard is fucking gear grinding

Is that actually a thing? I have noted that I’ve enjoyed toast when I’ve had it brought out unbuttered and then it doesn’t soak in. Maybe there is something to these toast racks

Potatoes, potartoes, Tone

I have questions: 1 - were the yokes runny? 2 - did they cook the sausages with hair straighteners? 3 - are they roast potatoes? 4 - if so, why? 5 - how long are you into your episode of violent wilds?

When tablets split out of the pop out packs - paracetamol we’ve got from some supermarket - own brand in a blue box - every single one of them I’ve had out of it has split and you have 4 pieces to swallow and can taste the bitter shitty taste. We’ve had them ages so I forgot for a while each time I’d have some as there had been a gap, but I remembered this time. They can fuck off