Chip Butty

Did you not see how many bastard clear cut mother fuckin cunt wobbling chances we created tonight. If only we had a striker who could put t'ball, in t'onion bag. Tha'nose.

Thats like saying, if we played them all tonight, that would of made Sundays team selection idiotic by comparison.

I blame Klopp for not playing the fab four, who would of brushed this lot aside. Just like Sunday.

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That may be so, though if it pushes Henderson to up his game, then we all win. I get that people see that Henderson isn't as naturally gifted as some of those around him and can slow play up at times, christ, I reckon I screamed loudest at him after that terrible effort in the last couple of minutes on Sunday, but, there is a solid 90 minutes in the lad, he just has to realise it and up his game. I'd go as far to say Henderson will play a part in this, as well as next seasons campaign, he just has to up his game if he wants to be part of it. For me, it is in him to do that and this is coming from someone who most definitely isn't his biggest fan, truth be known our entire trident of ineptitude in the middle of the park in Henderson, Can and Wijaldum, all need to have a word with themselves as this Keita lad is more than likely ahead of all of them.

I think you're being a bit over the top there mate. The lad ain't shit, his biggest problem is that over the last 12-18 months, quite a few of the players in the squad have progressed and upped their game, he's stayed still, looked stagnant, plateaued, call it what you will - he hasn't improved, and thats not from a point of being shit. Having said all that, has he really had competition from an up and down Can and Wijnaldum to push him to progress? The test for Henderson will be next season when he has a direct challenger in Keita.

I rest my case http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/111858-the-merseyside-derby-h-dec-11/?p=4952967

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Yet Klopp has been slaughtered over the last two season for running his team into the ground and burning them out. Seems to me he's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. That aside, a 'weakened' Liverpool team played Everton team off the park. The issue for me were the players missing, not the missing players.

Slightly off topic, but when we got back to my local after the match with a few lads chatting watching the manc game, when Lukaku fucked up for city's second, one of the lads asks is that an assist, reply from across the pub was 'no, thats his head' Made me laugh anyway.

I thought Johna fans who hardly ever go, was as big a problem than anything else today, even playing only 50% of our best attackers was nowhere near as detrimental than having a Jonah in the stand.

Inevitable the questions around Klopp, but if you look at it pragmatically, our 'second string - depleted' team - wrong choice', team, still played that pile of footballing shite off the park. The problem today was not taking our chances, we had more than enough chances to win this game, but we didn't take them. Nothing to do with team selections and more to do with team errors. The Kop pisses me off with this self ingratiating hark back to another derby, when there is one happening right in front of us. Perhaps more time spent singing about Liverpool Football club and less time spent singing about the opposition, may, just may, have built the atmosphere up to a level that would of drove the team on a bit more, A poorly selected team of course...

The PMT is starting to kick in.

Dead worried

Someones pulled a number 6 dance on them

Love the piss take abar Hodgson, though the whole speech impediment bit for me, is a bit below the belt. Imagine if he like lived in a caravan and like, he was like slightly different to the rest of us - like one of them kids who ain't doing the same thing on Sesame Street. Imagine like we'd all be like that - well bang out of order. It'd be like taking the piss out of the partially blind, or the deaf or those who think gin, is in. Just imagine that kinda racialismism.

January! Sick and tired of them trying to get him for free.

Sorry SD, my avoidance technique has won the day here. X

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Before I could find a stream, west ham went 1 up, so I've swerved it so not to mocker it. C'mon the Irons *does X arms thing their lot do*

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