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CB Gary Ablett

If you wanted to watch Everton (firstly, seek medical help), why would you contact this tit & try to justify your hatred of all things red when you could simply go to Tesco & get a free half season ticket with a 6 pack of Chang?

Imagine being so shit & desperate that you have to resort to sleep deprivation tactics to beat fucking Brentford at home!

The thing with the Armstrong era was, almost all of the riders were on EPO. Instead of the strongest rider winning it was the one who could take the biggest dose of EPO & sludgy over oxygenated blood without dying. What separated him was he was the biggest cunt & dragged the culture of the whole sport further into the gutter than it already was. That could yet turn out to be the case with City but hopefully Newcastle will be the last state owned cheats.

Shite Fang

Why would they want to "Rip Lee Rigby"? How hard is it to get "R.I.P." right? Fucking dumb Manc cunts.

(cup of) Jo

Well, that's modern medicine for you.

Emre Can & Granit Xhaka

What exactly does the diminutive Portuguese mean by "successful"? Not many medals given out in December. If they're still top after 38 games he can say "successful".

How is "Manager Payoff" unusual?

Hendo needs to go up to the ref at full time & say: "Hope you enjoyed that you bent cunt." *headbutts him in face* "You can use your bribe money to get that nose fixed up."

My dad got banned from that pub in the 70s. He was absolutely wasted & left his wallet in there. He "tapped" on the window to get his mates' attention & put his fist through the window! When I went to university in 2006 he took me to this pub & got away with it.

"Wank puffin" "Fucking agenda driven fat fucking cunt"

A mate from work text me saying "Alisson is fit". But then he could be talking about our new HR manager.

Good idea. I thought of this once when I was bored at work. No idea what that list was but here's a new one (in no particular order). It was based partly on titles won, which brings up a few oldies who've been shit for decades but in their day were great. Liverpool Man Utd Arsenal Leeds Aston Villa Tottenham Preston Newcastle Sunderland Everton Notts Forest Wolves Chelsea West Ham Derby Leicester Man City Blackburn Sheffield Wednesday Huddersfield

Somebody should have told Man City.

To be fair there are no billionaires in the world yet unless you are happy to use the Americanism of the word billion.

Schmeichel Neville Ramos Stam Evra Beckham Fellaini Scholes Sterling Ronaldo Neymar Heavily weighted towards Man Utd, growing up in the 90s.

I noticed in an interview with Klopp yesterday (think it was BT?) that he said he was on the phone to Gérard Houllier. He's the Head of Football at Red Bull isn't he? It's in the bag.

Divock Origi - all time great.

........... ....... .... .. . MRS RICHARDS!!!!

Fuck these cunts. Up the arse. By a bear. Twice. Naked.

Liverpool away isn't for anyone.

The winter break is staggered over 2 weekends because £££.