Jennings

That Virgil fella will be a top player one day. Mark my words!

He's shit and ace too.

Bradley done gud again.

I'd like to know just how many goals are scored and allowed, without VAR inspecting them? I think it is a number that tends to zero.

They only reason they won't scrap it, is because everyone blames everything other than VAR itself.

Because of VAR, goals are not celebrated with spontaneous joy anymore. There should be a fucking mutiny over this.

It's definitely VAR.

Too inexperienced.

None of them excite me.

It's been a fuckling privilege to have gone on this journey with him. I am so grateful to him for bringing the joy back. It's a fucking great big fairy story. Rocks up. Says he is normal. Tells everyone that if they want success they need to buck-up! Wins everything. God bless, you massive fucking legend. Hope all your future endeavours bring you happiness.

Too many people are making too much money from them. They won't face any real sort of justice.

Get stopping the boats done stay at home from the office.

It's the worst thing ever to have been introduced into football by the rule making authorities.

Hoyle is a substitute teacher who shouts sarcasm at a class who are completely ignoring him.

Starmer shouldn't go on about Rwanda at PMQs. Even though it is a shit show. He should be attacking the real problems and not getting stuck in a sideshow.

Really? Deffo gonna piss people off. She's loyal babes!

Yes mate. Bottle of Shiraz at the ready. Bit disappointed that its some sort of all-star thing. I hope that doesn't mean they know how to avoid conflict!

When the owners get bored and want a new challenge. When the tainted glory years are a memory and the cobwebs grow on their stadium. The extent of their improbity will come out. ...but not now. Not just yet. Not while lots of people are making lots of money on the back of it.

Opinion on VAR is split into two camps. Those who think it is more important to get a decision correct. Those who think it's more important to enjoy the sport.

Why did they need to forensically examine stuff that happened after the incident for which the goal was ruled-out?

3 minutes to spot something 'clear and obvious'? VAR is unfit for purpose.

Condom machine is empty again. Which pair used them all?

Penny Maurdant's body language at PMQs was weird. Maybe its just her, but she looked distant, removed and unsupportive. Sunak's performance was poor. I wonder if they are all getting sick of him - it is a very weak front bench.

Get Salah on.