Jennings

I had a dream where me and my mate were fighting in the British Army in south Africa. We were wearing those red uniforms. Honestly it was an epic. It went on for three hours. We ended up being part of a firing squad and were asked to kill this local chief, who had actually helped us. Honestly it was so good that credits scrolled up at the end! I shit you not.

I know its not the point of the post or even the thread, but it would actually great to see independent businesses profit from having an ostentations big footy ground in the middle of Anfield. It's so juxtaposed with the surroundings. Dunno how it would work, but it always amazes me that the best meal I can get before the game is pie, mash and gravy from the homebakery. Great pies tho!!

Soz, I have got all the forum blerts on ignore.

Compare this with our bus greets! It's like something off Phoenix Nights.

The Tories plan is working. This is the result.

Anny Road end looks ace.

It's just another complexity. The chimps won't be able to use it properly.

Here's three to get people started...

Ian McNabb, Mick Head & Prowsie probs worth a mention for their respective bands and contribution to the Liverpool Music scene. Mick is probs the most prolific singer/songwriter around - and some legendary tunes. Prowsie is amazing live - even nowadays. But I'd probably go for the Icicle Works as the best of the (very good) bunch.

He couldn't hit a lake, if he was stood on the bottom of it.

Oh fuck. Where's this going?

If there was something clear and obvious. Wouldn't it be ...well...you know...clear and obvious. Why would they need to go looking? It's got to stop.

"They have cleared the foul but are looking for anything else." Why the fuck is this shit happening?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68006607 Israel's attempt to minimise civilian casualties included things like destroying or damaging 144,000 buildings.

What would the Everton board do, because they always get it right?

Why would they do that?

Has the club got no shame.

Repped for starting that! Love them gags.

ITV have gone to adverts too soon. Shit coverage.

Conceding two at home tho. Klopp can go in the summer.

That Virgil fella will be a top player one day. Mark my words!

He's shit and ace too.

Bradley done gud again.

I'd like to know just how many goals are scored and allowed, without VAR inspecting them? I think it is a number that tends to zero.

They only reason they won't scrap it, is because everyone blames everything other than VAR itself.