Jennings
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I just got told by the Dr to take a six month holiday from the booze. He has run some tests to see if I have an ulcer. Get the results this week - shitting myself a bit to be honest. I usually just drink red wine - I didn't really feel I have been overdoing it - but gonna heed his advice for now.
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I guarantee orgasm! Mine. :(
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I have got a feeling for us. Call it female intuition - even though I am a bloke. I can feel it in my uterous thing. Last game of the season. Controversial defeat for them - last minute winner for us.
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Chief Constable of South Yorkshire Police, Meredydd Hughes, said last week: “If I thought there was a cover-up, I’d already have dealt with it.” These words seem a trifle odd to me - they could come back to haunt him. I know the claim in this article this article isn't new, but the exposure might be the catalyst for more ex-policemen to come forward. Also didn't he apologise last week - seems a bit contradictory?
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Anyone got a stream for this rubbish? :)
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He kicked him when he was down. He had to walk.
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I hate timewasting in football. It is denying the very purpose of the game. These are the things I hate:- - Rolling back into play when you are injured. - Walking over to the referee to shake his hand when being substituted. - The 'keeper taking the ball from one side of his six yard box to the other to delay his kick. - Obstructing free kicks from being taken. Feigning injury is a difficult one. My temptation is simply to say play around them. However this is impossible if it is the keeper. Or heaven forbid if the injury is serious. Any sensible suggestions...actually forget 'sensible' - funny ones welcome too.
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No probs here.
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Captain Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshall Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies. General Melchett: Filthy hun weasels, fighting their dirty underhand war! Captain Darling: And fortunately, one of our spies... General Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes risking life and limb for Blighty!
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Class! 72 times!! for £2500... bargain!!...I mean...erm...I feel sorry for all parties. :S
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This is the best quiz I have ever done. Not only are the answers tricky, the questions are invisible. Clever!
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Why would each girl have 7 backpacks!? They only have 1 back to put them on.
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It's not over.
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I cannot understand football. I am really gutted. I really had a feeling that we were going to do it this year.
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Hehe...the dominant male. I bet it's frikking huge!
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whose touch?
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We have to be craeful not to chase too hard too early. It is still do-able in a composed fashion. Have you noticed how Torres has taken a couple of chances really early? Might be fancying this keeper to have a wobbly moment - although he has done well so far.
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We've fought hard...but Masch should know better than that in his own box! Yossi having a great game. Torres really working hard.
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Great point Melons!! I hassled her about Xabi. I described him as a prince. She said he wasn't her type either. I mean, I count my lucky stars that she has such low standards in men.
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I combed my hair over a la Fernando Torres last night, in a bid to make Mrs Jennings hot (no not Mrs Jennings my mum you cheecky buggers!!). Mrs Jennings: WTF is that. You look like a train spotter. Jennings: Surely I look like Fernando Torres and you are now craving sex with me. Mrs Jennings: I don't fancy Torres. He's not my type. Jennings: Lezzie!
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How many scouse reds want Everton to win today
Jennings replied to BRAP's topic in FF - Football Forum
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I thought this was going to be a thread about things you shout when you are at a place that makes immune from being 'ticked' in a game of tick. Barleys!!
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He has a thirteen inch cock. Fact.
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Cool!! We'll play Kenny behind Torres and move Gerrard to a more orthodox midfield role.