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Benteke on his own up top hasn't looked good to me. I take it fermino will play behind? Would like to see two up top.

Great reply mate....really appreciate it. Got an offer today on a car. Very close to agreeing to it...but just feel that £1000 deposit is too much...that's my savings. Hoped I could encourage him to pay some towards it. I'll wait to see if he calls...I didn't test drive...so he may think I am not interested....whereas I think we are very close to a deal really.

You say manly...but I think the negotiations can be done by honeys too. Now as you know I am a proper bloke, but I see my job as...chopping wood, fixing engines and rugby tackling burglars.

Good point, Champ. Sometimes I prefer the GF advice. It allows a break from reality...still haven't got a car yet tho.

Oh no. I spelled advice wrong in the title...this isn't going to end well.

Good & knowledgeable people of the GF, I turn to you for help. There is no point going to a car forum when you need street wisdom. That is when the GF is THE place! So... How do you haggle for a better PCP deal on a family car? When buying a used car it is easy - either get more for my old car knock a few grand off their asking price. With a new car on PCP it seems a little more complicated. There seem to be more variables - APR, customer deposit, dealer deposit, guaranteed-final-value etc etc. To me, it's all about the economics. I don't want fancy shit, like bleeping if there is a car behind - I am prepared to use my mirrors in such situations. I just want to get the costs down. Any advice will be well received - just posting the haggling scene off Life of Brian will not be considered 'help' - you know who you are.

Grass needs cutting.

I scored two fucking great goals for our Junior School team. There were only 9 boys in Junior 4, so I was guaranteed a game despite my orthopedic shoe and calipers.

Hasn't a referee instruction just been introduced for this season where players feigning injury will get disciplined? This latest Mourinho stunt seems to almost divert attention away from Hazard feigning injury.

Souey is a fucking ledge.

Our players are advertising make-up at half time. Souey is gonna punch someone!

Any previous with Adam and Milner?

Gomez looks to have something about him. Composure. good build...looks like he could play centrally.

Hypothetically here would unscrupulous people go for a list of free streams now that myp2p has gone?

Beefy.

Took me a while...

Very pedestrian. Need more pace and to be more direct.

I shat in the woods once....Eastham woods. I wiped my arse with my undies. Then threw them away. Genius. ...good job I didn't need another...had no undies to wipe my arse with!

A 'mate' of yours?

Surely, you lads wouldn't beat someone up over...a pooh!?

Don't sign Benteke. Save the money for an awesome player. Haven't we learned from the Andy Carroll experience.

Wonder what Brendan will spend the money on?

Shit the bed! That needs NSFW tags.

Ellesmere Port: Where the rolling Cheshire plains meet the shimmering blue Mersey. This beautiful harbour town forms part of the stockbroker belt for neighboring Chester. With its historic boat museum and Designer Outlet, it has something for everyone. The Port Arcades offer an opportunity to pick up a bargain at Wilko's and be on the end of a mugging with actual bodily harm.

Never rated him...not as good as....etc etc.