Rushies tash

Palace were asking for that. Was watching the previous 5 minutes and they were leaving DeBruyne in all kinds of space. Great strike nonetheless.

That's what made satire so good in the 80s. The rich and the pompous make it easy to have the piss ripped out of them.

I don't reckon this Utd team could go to Middlesbrough and get something though.

Definitely. His pace and strength is perfect for Man Utd's 'knock it long to Rashford' strategy. Put it this way, I'd be hugely surprised if he didn't start.

I suppose that's why Klopp gave Konate the minutes against Sheffield Utd then. I'd rather he played Bradley and Robertson as well but asked them to sit a bit deeper than usual. At least to start with.

Ha ha, first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.

Defund HIGNFY campaign incoming.

As long as you're not expecting Gomez to defend. He covered alot of ground against Sheffield Utd and was always involved, but defensively he was a liability. Lost his man for the chance in the first minute (which he tried to blame Diaz for) then might as well have not been there for the cross that led to the equaliser. Admittedly, I'm not his biggest fan, but he's been poor for a few games now.

Ha ha, I almost used the laughing rep thing then. Almost.

Their whole game plan (well, the one Ten Hag seems to have stumbled on anyway) is based around a line of six defenders and hitting a long ball into the channels for Rashford to chase in the hope something happens. When teams sit deep and do the same to them, they get turned over. Every time. I'd rather we sat, pressed them on half way then hit quick balls for Diaz, Nunez and Salah than have us camped in their half for them to hit us.

Yeah, she supports Arsenal, like Mrs Tash. You can't have it all can you.

The right wing rags had been laying the foundations for Brexit for years with their nonsense about bendy bananas etc. Leave were always going to win - the referendum was just a formality.

They were always going to eat themselves. It's what they do once the cash has gone. Not sure the post-Brexit state of the country (and the divided, angry population) is a price I'm happy paying.

Not to mention City being 6 back.

We were by far the better team in '89, but it hasn't stopped them dining out on that league win. The team at the top at the end is all that matters, despite what the prissy cunts think.

Brilliant cross, but he finished it well in fairness. Just out of the keeper's reach. He's better when attacking crosses like this, rather than playing deeper.

Powers that be, lid.

Surely that's what VAR is for. You'd have thought.

Mad that those four wins in December are likely to keep the unflushable cunts up.

There is that, but we underestimate the shithouse nature of commentators and officials. There is a feed from VAR to commentary, but you can't convince me that the reverse isn't also true. If the players had have made a big deal of it, commentary would have too - meaning they'd have looked at it, no doubt in my mind.

Fuck it, eight more of these please.

Was a pretty easy call to make in fairness. Mo wasn't really getting in behind and was too close to the touchline when he received the ball to be able to turn and run. The subs made us more direct with runs in behind.

Which salary? Published one, or actual one?

I reckon if our lads had made more if it, they'd have gone to the screen. We're too nice sometimes.

You're a good man sir. That is a fucking red card all day long.