Rushies tash

Fussy as fuck ref ruining this.

Don't think I've heard it sung yet, but Kostas does have a song:

If they do go down, you just know that in their twisted reality, it'll be because they didn't get a penalty against us. Something else to bang on about for years.

This is the only narrative I want pushing for their last few league games. Half of the Prem's bookings for simulation are Everton players. I imagine as the need for points becomes more desperate, there'll be plenty more theatrical tumbles in opposition penalty areas.

Job done from the pundits though. Nobody is talking about the 15% possession, the gamesmanship or complete lack of ambition - the narrative has been set that Everton were robbed. The shameless cunts were at it the whole game. A shot from Iwobi went about 5 yards wide in the first half and immediately Tyler was asking if Allison had touched it. You wonder if they're aware of the points City have gained from controversial decisions this season and are trying to even it out.

They're REALLY pushing this narrative that we've been lucky with penalty decisions here aren't they? Interviewing Gordon now. What's he going to say? "Nah, I dived".

In the context of who it was, it may have been silly, but what is he supposed to do there? Gordon moves across him intentionally and as soon as they come together he flings himself to the ground. Same as the one he bought at Burnley. Fortunately, he's getting a name for himself now and as we saw in this game, refs are less likely to give him the benefit of the doubt. I can only imagine the reaction of Tyler etc. had Salah gone down like that at the other end.

Kevin Campbell thinks Gordon's dive from Matip was a shove in the back and a stonewall penalty. Carragher joining in now. Like fuck it was. Gordon initiated contact then flung himself to the floor. Matip's hands were nowhere near him. This is the same Campbell who wanted Mane sent off for 'eye gouging' Holgate.

Oh Andy Robbo When will we see Your likes again You came from Scotland To play for Jurgen's red men And scored against them Fat Frankie's blue shite (bastards) And sent them homeward Tae think again

A daisycutter would be better - there's so many bodies in there, it could go anywhere.

What we need to beat these is a fortuitous deflection and for VAR to ignore a blatant handball.

Too many passes with our back to goal. Need to run at them a bit more, because they're going to stay in this 451 low block for the whole game.

First of many theatrical tumbles in this game I imagine.

Would be a great touch if they could parade the trophy around a packed Anfield.

One on one fucked up. Useless cunts.

Ha ha, stupid fucking run up.

I think it's more than just lockdown, although that has to be a factor. An increasingly polarised social media with its shouty echo chambers, the media's lurch to the right, Farage and his "ignored voices" rhetoric pre and post Brexit etc. The list goes on, but ultimately, cunts have been emboldened to feel that everyone needs to hear their cunt opinions because they will not be silenced or whatever. Cunts.

Too much bravado always comes back to bite us on the arse. This lot may be a shite team, but they still have individuals who can score out of nothing. They'll definitely be looking to knock balls over the top for Rashford and Elanga. That, and they'll be flinging themselves to the ground every two minutes to disrupt our rhythm. We're more likely to win than them, but it won't be the walkover everyone is predicting.

My neighbour has had a succession of robins nesting on a shelf in his garage. I'd love that - even though he said they are a pain in the arse as they make a mess and he can't go in for 6 weeks at a time while the chicks fledge.

Been meaning to ask - who did the intro for these? "Toshack, Keegan, one nil" etc. Makes the hair on my neck stand up every time. Great stuff.

It's not even that good a header. He's just decided that he's going to get on the end of it and there's fuck all the City defenders can do about it. They try to block him, pull his shirt and get swatted aside like 5 year olds.

If I recall correctly, their equaliser came from a free kick in midfield that wasn't even a foul in the first place.

Just you I think mate. How can you not watch that service station clip and smile?

Really liked him in Spaced, but his portrayal of Jim was brilliant.

Snap. Been on it all afternoon. Peaked too soon.