Mudface

Yep, a true blue lockdown sceptic and all round cunt.

I'm shocked to the core.

Just Eat/ takeaway delivery times- Delivery in 25-30 minutes, great. Order and this extends to between 45-60 minutes. OK, maybe they got busy in the two minutes it took to make the order. Thirty minutes later, automated text arrives to say it's on its way. Another 45 minutes and two phone calls later ('ooh, it's on its way, but I can't call the driver right now'), it finally arrives. Time wasting assholes.

Well deserved-

I'd make a skin suit.

Yeah but you get a free upgrade to Office 365 Pro with the Moderna one.

Ah I see, you mean it's not monitored by some sort of Hawkeye arrangement- fair enough. I originally thought something like this was what VAR would have been used for- ball in or out of play (although that might be difficult on height grounds) and correctly determining who gets a throw-in or corner/ goal kick. No doubt they'd even completely fuck that up though.

Fortunately, the Lib Dems were well rewarded at the 2015 General Election for all the good they did.

*raises hand* The ball has to be completely over the line for corners and throw ins too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_in_and_out_of_play

Ooh, the Taxpayers' Alliance has woken up and spotted a squirrel-

Definitely. Hopefully, the 70% effectiveness is sufficient, as having two jabs to get to 90% would be a pain.

They're such a bunch of snidey cunts, constantly trying to pit people against each other to disguise their own rank failings. The Tories are even worse...

But the nation's credit card was maxed out, we could have turned into Greece, we can't go piling debt onto future generations (unless they're fucking students of course), lollipop ladies with gold standard pensions, the mess Labour left us, strivers versus shirkers...

Plus it appears to be a lot more stable than the Pfizer vaccine and can be stored at 2-8°C rather than -80-odd.

Nicholas Cage, which is useful because 90% of the stuff he appears in is shite anyway. I actually quite enjoyed Mandy despite him, then you get something like this- Jim Carrey is borderline intolerable when he's showing off and I'd quite happily watch Andie MacDowell burn to death and not feel a flicker of sympathy.

Where did you watch it, Dougie? It's not on Prime or Netflix.

Yes- https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/david-and-catherine-birnie-the-macabre-and-sadistic-moorhouse-murderers/news-story/d1937accb6dfdbb6cc89074e7eb7c241

Yep, and fairly frequently before then too- https://www.11v11.com/teams/fulham/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Everton/

Hahaha, excellent thread, love the ending posts-

Hanky Panky beyond a shred of doubt- https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/aug/16/every-one-of-madonnas-78-singles-ranked

Was that what we were supposed to be staying 'tuned in' for?

I know what you mean. My lad called me through to watch a bit on the news about Covid, and the reporter didn't end by pulling on her Strap on Jack and getting down to business. It's no wonder regular terrestrial TV is losing out to online sources these days.

No strap on anal?