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Do these cunts even realise survival is in their own hands? Barely any fight in them whatsoever.

Fuck off Leeds. Been awful since the goal.

Get in!!!

That was a hilariously bad touch from Bamford.

Thanks for the insight. That would certainly give us a much needed threat from midfield. You massive jinx!

Really not sure about Mac Allister. I haven’t watched Brighton loads this season but when I have I can’t say I’ve noticed any outstanding qualities. Just got to trust Jürgen I guess?!

Errr what? It came off their player? Get fucked you cheating cunts

What a game!

What kind of weird homoerotic nonsense is that?! Not the easiest wank I’ve ever had admittedly.

Can we have a minute’s silence please. Mario is having his bollocks lopped off today…..poor thing.

Drop 2 points? That wouldn’t be enough and would see both secure CL football.

Still can’t see Newcastle and Utd dropping enough points sadly.

I think Rice is quality and is exactly who we should be after. He’s a more cultured version of Hendo in his prime. He’s got the engine to cover the channels when the fullbacks bomb forward. Surely he’d cost too much for us though?

Twerpo

Prove us all wrong, Bamford. Score the winner. EDIT: Nope, shoulder one over the bar you muppet

Fucking Leeds.

He was advocating us signing him. Yuck. Awful touch. Awful finisher. Average pace. Just an all round boring footballer whose incredibly lucky to be playing in the Premier League.

Cunts

Fucking Patrick Bamford. You’ve got a lot to answer for @aRdja

Caicedo is the one we need.

I was there for that. Absolutely fucking disgraceful. Fuck Millwall. Fuck them deep, dry and hard.

Her post-baby breasts are rather disappointing.

Wow, no-one gives a shit about this one?! Actually going to the game today. Taking my son for the first time….setting off soon as we’ve got a 5 hour drive.

He’s scored a decent amount of goals for his first season (keeping in mind how shit we’ve been). But I do wince when he miss-controls a ball, passes straight to the opposition or tries a piece of skill that inevitably doesn’t come off. I laughed out loud last night when he tried a Cruyff turn and burst away from the defender without realising he’d left the ball behind. Really want him to do well but it is concerning that some of the basics seem lacking.

Ear aids.