Little Sammy

Saying he shouldn't be our captain is fucking ridiculous and totally out of order. Over the years he's been the best player we have had by a country mile, and possibly the most influential and inspirational player in any team in European football. I cannot believe how he's treated by some fans around here, after all the times he's saved us single-handedly and inspired the team to victory when other players couldn't even care less as long as they pick up their hefty pay packet for the week. Quite frankly I don't give a fuck whether he leaves early to blow Kuyt in the dressing room. The fact that he's stayed with us even though he's had to put up with shit like Lucas, Kuyt, Ngog, Traore, Diao, Diouf, Degen, Babel, Nunez, Josemi, Kewell, Babb, Voronin, Pennant, Riera and Vignal, over the years is more than enough for me. In fact I actually feel sorry for him because he's rejected offers from much richer clubs with a much better chance to win trophies than us, but he's chosen to stay here and put up with fools saying he shouldn't be captain of the club.

That post gives Benitez another fucking excuse. We really are a joke of a club if we still keep this clown in a job.

Whoever thinks Benitez should still remain in a job by the end of today is a deluded clown.

Watching us playing these days is like watching paint dry. But we need the three points.

Yeah poor Rafa. It's not like we're not cruising in the Champions League, the title race, the FA Cup and the Carling Cup. Those know-nothing fans!

Hopefully he'll score a goal at the right end for a change.

Why is Insua so fucking fat?

Benitez is asking for the sack

Totally agree. He's even worse than Houllier was last season. And the fact that he actually tried to be funny with those "facts" a day after yet another miserable defeat by a poor side cobbled up by a caretaker seemed like yet another fuck you from him to the fans. He should at least remain serious when he "apologises" to us, not smile like an imbecile.

This season: Torres, Gerrard, Reina and Benayoun have been good enough. The rest have either had a torrid season or a bad one.

Wonder whose job it is to sign the players, to coach them, to motivate them, to drill them, to axe them, then. That's right, anybody but Rafa's.

That is the best article I have read in months. Excellent.

He's as shit as most of the rest of them were last Wednesday.

Nice one. They can all fuck right off too.

That's like saying George Bush was a good president. Can't believe some people still believe we're going to get fourth on this evidence.

He can fuck right off if you ask me. Hopefully he'll take the stupid Rafa apologists with him. We're the laughing stock of European football and the decent thing he could have done was resign in November. Wonder what Tomkins is up to these days, or his supporters.

Whoever thinks Hiddink houldn't be managing us is a fucking cunt. Fuck off. He's the best available manager in the world at present, and would be an immeasurable improvement over the Spanish waiter.

It pains me to say this but at the moment I don't give a flying fuck whoever comes in - as long as that man fucks off with a shred of dignity left in him. He's made us the laughing stock of European football and there's no place for him here.

I could perhaps agree with that. But, after games like last night's and plenty others before it, do you seriously think he's capable of cleaning up the mess he's caused? He's turned us into a team that's outplayed, outfought, outgunned and outright ridiculed by a team fighting a relegation battle in the fucking Championship with no fucking manager. If Benitez stays, we'll struggle to finish in the top 8.

If he's any good then Reading wouldn't be 25th in the fucking Championship. It's useless pile of shit like Lucas, Kuyt, Ngog, Babel, Insua and Degen that makes players like McAnuff and Church look good.

How so? We're out of every fucking competition this season and we're barely into January. Whoever thinks he should stay is a deluded clown.

Do you blame them after seeing that pile of shit?

I agree. It's not just the fact he hasn't played. It's the fact we were out of the CL by November, out of the title race by October, out of the Carling Cup by October, lying in seventh place and looking unlikely to finish in the top four. And this after finishing second the season before. Of course I'd be fucking laughing at the Mancs if that happened to them.

Where did you get this from mate? I previously thought things were bad, but this sentence means they're shambolic. A "qualification relating to going concern" means that the auditors are saying the company is likely to be liquidated soon because it cannot continue operating in the forseeable future. So unless there is a massive injection of cash, administration is on the cards.

1. We will never be able to afford such a player, even on a free. 2. He will never come to us as long as these thieving, warring, so-called "custodians" are at the helm. 3. He's French. Benitez doesn't normally do French.