Dave D

He appears to be buying ready made toast? Only in Gotham City

I seem to remember the Tory Prime minister being firmly a remain kind of guy.

Fair point. Just lots of posturing and sound bytes.

Not baton down the hatches just yet then

Been a little while now and the world hasn't ended? Economy hasn't plummeted? Well I never.

I happily risk a scrap giving people who litter what for. People throwing fag ends out of cars? Fight club fodder in my book.

This this this. If I deliberate over something, be it furniture, paint, tools, whatever. Read all the reviews and think, yep, I'll have it. Out of stock everywhere. Return to stock date "unknown"

Blimey. Warming up plates for big family cooked meals etc- but warming them up for takeaways? Thats all kinds of crazy

Cottage cheese? Check you out. That elevates it from picnic straight up to Buffet status

Smiths had it nailed- Id forgotten about jackets

Websites that move and jig about as your trying to tap the article you want and end up with something completley different

Salt and shake? Ha hah haha you mad fools. Save yourself the hassle and buy ready salted and and scrape the salt off into a small blue sachet if you have one.

I was Tesco Value, reduced because the packet was ripped, ginger nut

Hugely depends on what it is. Ive had roast dinners where people havent put salt and pepper out? Now on a roast, drenched in gravy, a sprinkling of garlic salt on the roasties and plenty of ground white pepper. Got to be done.

Foodies who get the arse if people put salt and pepper on their dinner without tasting it first

Places should be shut down for pulling stunts like it. Shit chips can make me cry with rage

Why? New owner lowers price of club due to stand needing redevelopment to the tune of 100m

If they genuinley want to sell, from a business perspective, they would be cutting their nose of to spite their face. By not building the new stand they would be stunting the growth of their asset and giving any buyer leverage to beat them down by £100millions. I cant see them risking losing that level of profit just to hide behind ticket prices. It was a ridiculous thing to say but surely there must have been some form of context in conversation. Or was he being interviewed about the Red Sox and just blurted it out. Either way, our John is a bit of a slippery customer who has a tendency for causing ructions with the odd barbed comment. He also has a very fit bird Fuck him. Im too made up with Klopp and the boys to focus too much attention

Unless there is a seismic shift in Premier league football I think the ticket price problem will remain, irrespective of ownership.

Dont build the stand then. Simples

Modern day Roy Keane- We have a mutual dislike of all things Ferguson Noel Gallagher- We have mutual dislike of all things United.(excluding Modern day Roy) Jossy from Jossy Giants- You couldnt fault his passion for his club Bloke down my local who never tires of telling anyone he can find that he's been a Chelsea fan "man and boy" over and over again. Trying to validate and establish he didnt just jump on board Abramovichs money train. And I quite like this girl-

Im shocked. How did he get through a whole interview without mentioning Rafa's "game over" hand gestures?

It's got to be imminent

I love it. He's going to unravel big time as the pressure at United will be greater than it was at Chelsea. He made his name when Chelsea were the only fat cats in town. The league now is far stronger with battles around every corner. He has no loyalty or passion for United, just another name on the CV. As for United themselves- the circus began when Slur was given free reign to appoint his successor- keen to protect his legacy he convinces them to give Moyes a SIX YEAR contract. United fans crowed about how they dont just chop and change managers, remember Mark Robins FA Cup etc saved Fergies Job etc....... Gazillions of pounds later they are on their 3rd manager in 4 years (maybe 3 years?) and have plumped for the villain of the piece to make them great again by whatever means it takes. He reminds me of Mike Tyson in his final few fights- could still draw a crowd but most were only there to see him get a pounding.

People sat near you that take about an hour to eat a packet of crisps.