Dave D

Hot air balloons. They are just to massive and vulnerable at the same time. Give me the shivers

Wikipedia showing Robertson as a Liverpool player. To my shame Ive never even heard of him. I think the only way I will ever get to know premier league players that play for Hull or Watford for example, is to start collecting panini footy stickers again. In fact, the last time I had a sticker album I'm pretty sure we won the league.

Its tough stuff when kids are ill. 4 year old had Gastric flu over Easter- only time we left the house was to go to out of hours doctors as she was sick about every 2 hours for 2-3 days.

Learnt that lesson a few years ago. Stayed in several Premier Inns with work that had Beefeaters. Shite everytime. Really shite

A better way of putting it does not exist. Word for word perfect

Shit hoovers. Pick fuck all up- Dyson "no loss of suction" my arse. This is sounding weird. But the point still stands. Shit hoovers. Annoying as sht.

Much as I love Dark side of the moon, it helped me through college and countless other times, in the Eurovision context, 10 points would be about right, even a little generous!

I'm prone to this kind of edgy behaviour. I think I actually talk out loud when I'm in deliberating. I often go for Unsmoked because for some reason it feels less of a "risk"

Title of this thread.......dear oh dear. Cant we start a grown up one?

You cant come waltzing in here making rational and sensible points. And you didnt swear. Or mention FSG. Your not welcome

Ahhhh- so he's not a full back then. Hmmmmmmmm Lazy from me, just Lazy. Makes even more puzzling we want to spend lots of money on him

Anything above 50m for Coutinho and we pack his bags for him. As pointed out, good player, but not that good Salah- Victor Moses Keane- Steve Finnan

What was the old saying- Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game if you play Lucas Leiva.........or something

Can imagine Jim Bowen showing Jurgen- "Unlucky, and heres what you could have won:

That looks like Bullys prize board. Innnnnnn one- a microwave oven

Dropping points/not winning etc is easier to take when you've played well and it wasn't your day- today that wasn't the case by a long way. Given what was at stake it was shocking the way we played. I couldnt see any system/method or tactical approach. Lucas would play high balls in to Origi centrally that he never won, but if he had, his back was to goal and he would need another 3-4 touches just to get it under control. And please stop Carragher commentating. Love the guy, but keep him in the studio.

Carra's a Legend but wish they hadn't put him in the commentary box.

Go one better. Lets merge clubs and re-brand as Harrogate Reds

Just prior to the Funes-Mori injury Origi looked like he was suddenly developing into the striker we hoped for, thought it might take a few weeks on return from injury but he's had long enough now- it would appear that little purple patch was the exception rather than the norm. He'll be one of those that will find his comfort zone in a mid table team and looks the business when playing with a bit of freedom. If the above doesn't guarantee him to score a hat-trick today I don't know what will

Or, you arent all covered in curry sauce sat on your laptop because you cant go to bed as you keep farting. Like I am

No posts on thread for 7 hours. Complacency of the very worst kind.

It will all come down to what we have for breakfast. Too early for chicken and beans.

Doesnt matter. They could have won the treble this year and next, one thing that is certain- his ego will balls it all up at some stage- normally at the 3 year mark, maybe sooner if success isnt sustained. The longer he stays, the braver he gets and the more it becomes about him. If they qualify via Europa it will be an interesting summer window as the top 5 will all want the same players, City and Chelsea will buy in abundance and Mourinho will likely just go mental and spend the lot on one player through fear of missing out on him. We'll do some ace monitoring, and lets not forget, Everton will be outspending all of us now they are the richest club in the world

Reinas face.... He is thinking- what the hell happened? Where are my friends? Fernando? Xabi? Javier? Dirk?

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