This is a place for all us thick folk to ask the questions everyone else know the answer to, with no fear of reprisals.
I'll start with this doozy.
I don't understand the whole political scene.
I don't know what the far left or far right represent. Or why everyone has to be one or the other...is there no middle ground?
Don't know what the Conservatives, Tories, Labour stand for in the UK. I do know the Tories are cunts though!
Don't know what the Republicans or Democrates stand for in the US, or the whole US system in general.
So if anyone can dumb it down into a TL;DR version, it'd be great.