Fugitive

Looks like Hansen has also bought into the 'Rafa should have played Torres more' club. For Fucks sake, I wish they would get their facts right before they mouth of about something they clearly dont have a clue about.

I had something planned for last night only for the Girl I was taking out to cancel 30 minutes before I was picking her up. I was not too arsed because it allowed me to go on the lash with the Boys. The fucker then text me before because her mates seen me out with the lads and she reckons I must not think much of her and why have I not bothered to take her out tonight. I replied with a simple 'Please dont call me again xxx'. I'd only been out with her twice and she went all mental on me.

This sums the horrible cunt up perfectly....

This could be a small taste of things to come. YouTube - i.w.f insane backyard wrestling federation, by jim mckenzie!

Damage her car or property with paint and if that does not work, start posting dead Animals through her letterbox.

ny more details about Scott. I know a few people who work for Knowsley council and could weed yje little fucker out.

I'll have a go at the Deal or No Deal quiz one where you answer the questions but that is about it. My mate used to work in a pub and reckons when you hear the coins hit what sounds like an empty bottom, the Fruity is actually pretty full with cash and ready to drop. The bar staff were always pretty good at guessing when someone would win big.

He signed an extension on his contract a few months ago.

Diego scored a lovely goal. YouTube - Diego goal vs Glasgow Rangers [W. Bremen vs Rangers]

I once booked a Holiday whilst having a shit. I like to make good use of my spare time.

I know of one lad who went into hospital with an illness and was there for three months. He only got half pay while he was off work and understandably struggled to cope financially. He ended up with £450+ of bank charges and the bank basically told him tough shit. They really are horrible twats with not an ounce of compassion.

I cant stand them. Their supporters are amongst some of the biggest cunts I've ever encountered. I hope they get battered.

Just bought my first ever copy from Smiths and I'm chuffed I did. Some of those captions have had me pissing myself like that Itandje one and the Yakubu one. The Rob Jones article is a cracker. Looks popular aswell because someone else was buying one at the same time. Do you shift many of them? I'll defo be buying it from now on. P.S. Free Smoothie aswell... Result!!!

I cant believe they would quote that shit rag. All my Bitter mates refuse to read it because they rightly realise the thing insulted the whole of Liverpool and not just our club. In fact I dont know one Scouser that would ever buy it. I'm assuming the person who quoted it was a scouser because as we all know EVERY Everton supporter is from Liverpool. What a bunch of cunty fucks they are.

I'm going for... Liverpool v Arsenal Mancs v Barca Chelsea v Schalke Fenerbache v Roma Semi's... Game 1 winners v Game 2 Winners Game 3 Winners v Game 4 Winners

The funniest part of that post was the supposed fee. £30m is a fucking laughable and I highly doubt we would even look in the scums direction after the Heinze episode. Fuck off you silly little cunt.

I was going to mention that. If he wants to fuck off to some camp in Australia why should we pay him while he is there?

Now that is exactly the sort of thing I was looking for.:thumbup:

I think he'd be a bigger flop than Pele during a Viagra drought. No Thanks.

Why do people go over to America and then suddenly develop some shitty hybrid Anglo-Yank accent within months? I've just heard Jennifer Ellison talking and she was talking with an some sort of weird American accent like that other bint Joss Stone. The daft Bitch has probably only been there for about a month. Do you have a irrational hatred of anything?

My favourite Evertonianism is 'When we were in the CL the other year'. No you fucking were not, you were beaten in the Qualifying round. That always gets a good moan from them.

I've heard if they lose the case, free banking will be a thing of the past. The cunts will start charging you to have a bank account to recoup the loss.

Did you see the Purple Patent Leather look puffer jacket the Fiorentina manager had on?

They are like the fat kid in School who was shite at everything on sports day but everyone said well done and "it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts".