Terry Tibbs

Who the fack goes to boxercise if they haven't got a vagina. Terry Tibbs has an idea. The sort of men who like hanging around public toilets looking for a man friend, that's who. Are you some sort of screaming homosexual boy? Now, if you came on here then and said you'd done your pinky in after a few rounds on the bag and a bit of sparring with Gorgeous george, Terry Tibbs would have nothing but respect for you. He'd say "well done son, it sounds like you've dislocated it, rest up and go the Drs. in the morning. Whatever you do don't pop it back in yerself, you could trap a nerve." Instead he's disgusted and suggests you watch a few James Bond films to get you re aquainted with your man hood you fackin spunk gargler!

Terry Tibbs admires your astuteness, and its not the first time he has been mistaken for the role filled by both Donald Pleasance and Telly Savalas respectively. However, if you remember Blofeld doesn't have any ear lobes whereas Terry Tibbs clearly does. Kudos though son, kudos!

Substance, if something lacks clout, it has no arse. A bit like you.

Terry Tibbs thought it lacked clout. However he would still smash the granny out of Karen Allen, looks like a young Karen Carpenter before she took dieting to a foolish level.

Funny you should say that, but a months ago I was looking for a lad to work the fore court. Had to get rid of the last lad, Jevon, I caught him robbing out the till and when I accosted him, the fackin stain emptied a canister of CS in my face before robbing a VW Lupo and making his getaway. Anyway, this Kosovan lad comes in for a job, Bosco. He says, Terry, I need a job, my status in your country is not exactly legitimate but I am a hard worker and will work for what you give me. I said Bosco, listen, come down the portokabin tommorrow at lunch, bring a CV and we'll have a chat. Day after he turns up, nice suit, George at Asda, and a Winnie the Pooh Tie. He hands me his CV, its all good, he's done a bit of labouring, a bit of farming, the boy is clearly a grafter. I said Bosco, listen, the jobs yours, I pay you on commission, keep your head down and everybodies happy. 2 months pass, Terry Tibbs is lying in bed in his mock Tudor mansion. Theres a knock at the door, two of the Jean Dammes. Turns out Bosco is wanted in his home land for War Crimes, the Car Lot had been tapped for weeks, Bosco has facked off somewher and I go to jail for harbouring a Terrorist. If only that fackin liberty had put that on his CV, none of this would have happened and Terry Tibbs would still have a nice tight arsehole.

What the facks the matter with you son? Have you had a stroke?

I do not see the purpose of informing a bunch of fackin internet geeks on the procedure involved in gaining entry to the Russian Billionaires club. For starters, they are English and correct Terry Tibbs if he's wrong but that elliminates them from participating in a Russian competition. Secondly my little chipolata, the majority of ponlife on here are fackin students who not only don't have a pot to piss in, are massively in debt to the state.

Fackin hel girl you should be locked up. It's people like you who are dragging this country through the myre. Your no better than you Jack The Rippers and your Gerry Adams' of this world. Terry Tibbs feels sickened.

What did she buy? Was the price competitive? Talk to me!

This is a fackin revolting thread. It's no wonder the majority of you are always on the fackin internet, you'll never get laid carrying on like this. Terry Tibbs is appaled at some of your hygiene levels. Terry Tibbs only has silk sheets and he changes them daily. I say I do, I have a little Portuguese girl who comes round and does them, lovely woman, face that could make onions cry though, fackin ugly she is. Her status in this country is not exactly leit so I pay her cash in hand, £20 a week for year long fresh sheets, It's a fackin bargain son. A bargain.

Ah now this is a subject I could get into. Terry Tibbs loves to write, not as much as he loves eating minge, but he loves to write. In fact Terry Tibbs would actually rank writing as one of his hobbies. Back in the seventies, not the eighties or the sixties, that bit in between them, I wrote a few novels. Epic they where, one was 24 pages long, I took it to the publishers, she said "Terry, look, thats not a novel, it's a pamphlet" I said "I don't care what you call it, get it published, get it sold and I'll give ya 20% of the royalties". She said no so I went away, had a cuppa tea, wrote a few more pages published it meself. Best fackin thing I ever done. If any of you folk want to buy it go to amazon and type in "The Da Vinci Code". Thank you much love, happy reading.

Here we go. Stunning woman with the voice of an angel. Beautiful, beautiful!

How the fack do you do these things? I'm trying to post a picture of a right sort I used to masturbate over circa 1996.

He isn't a patch on Terry Tibbs.

I'll give you HIV in the 2:30.

Now Terry Tibbs has watched this thread progress from afar and he has one piece of advice. Charley son, get a football sock, any team of your choice, any team. Stick two snooker balls in it and go round the fackers house and take his bottom set out. Bish bash bosh, jobs a good'n. Thank you, goodnight, much love.

Apology accepted son, apology accepted. Let me give you a bit of advice In your essay write "Enoch Powell: We should have listened to him." Jobs a good N son.

What? Our tax money not good enough for you, you now want us to write your essays for you as well? Your taking a liberty my son!

You my son are hilarious. What makes you so hilarious is that you are an intelligent boy. What makes that more hilarious is that your an intelligent boy who spend all his days on here posting absolute pre-cum. And that if anyone on here doesn't go along with your way of thinking, they are wrong. Your like some sort of Internet Samurai, your keyboard is your kitana. Such a waste of a young life, such a waste.

It would son although smart cars although economical, aren't the fastest and are certainly not the roomiest for the naturally tall giraffe. Might I suggest an Audi Q7, pricey, but would do the job.

I'm sorry son, maybe you'd like me to post something about what is faster "a giraffe or a black bear". Is that your level son? Would that interest you?

Listen son don't you tell me how to do my job and I won't come to your place of work and knock the cock out of your mouth. Do you understand?

Where you born yesterday son? The girl was so fackin repulsed by you that she gave you her sisters number so she wouldn't have to speak to you and imagine your wrinkley little ball bag again. Take my advice son, Terry Tibbs has been smashing the arse out of cheeky types since you where shitting in a nappy. Thank you, much love goodnight.