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Tomato sauce tastes better when it's chilled, no question. Every other sauce should be served at room temperature

Some of these ladies are still lookers, but I bet their fannies are in a sorry state. Pulling their kegs down to find a hairy, drooping mott would always be on my mind.

Nothing sad about going to the cinema on your jack unless it's to see Wolverine Origins. I spotted this girl there on her own too and she wound up on the same bus home as me. Same stop and everything. Which seemed crazy because I was living with my ma in the sticks. Spent about 50 minutes of that bus journey trying to pluck up the courage to say something. I'm glad I didn't. She was no prize pig and the colours she was wearing were doing absolutely nothing for her. I was just very lonely back then and would cling onto any girl I deemed attainable or who made eye contact. Come to think of it, when we both got off at the same stop I'm sure she was expecting me to get rapey

This. I actually like musicals and reckon anyone who doesn't deserves a bumming, but that first scene had me thinking 'Oh man, here we go..' Everything after that is ace and it did the unimaginable and actually made me like Emma Stone. Don't ask me why I didn't like her, because I honestly couldn't tell you.

So there's an update coming out for PES on Thursday. If I leave my PS4 on the start screen will it download automatically while I'm out? I have automatic downloads enabled but it seems I always have to actually launch the game for them to start downloading. Good news about the external HDD. I only have about 5 games and I'm constantly having to delete one whenever I buy a new one. Bit of a piss-take really.

My lass isn't arsed about it, but I still want to treat her to a (reasonably priced) piece of jewellery or something. Where should I look because I'm completely lost? I know she'll be just as happy staying in and ordering some food but she's the only good thing in my life right now and seeing her smile is worth a lot more than the 80 quid I'm willing to spend

Is he going to be another of those that we only get half a season out of? I remember Klopp saying something after the Arsenal game last season where he basically said he was constantly having to tell Firmino how good he was and how he needed to be more consistent to get to that next level. It's frustrating because now we're getting the workrate but everything else seems to have gone. On his day he's something else. Some of the things he can do with the ball are beautiful. He's got everything to be the main man up top I reckon, I can see him getting 15-20 goals a season when everything clicks. Another case of us having to hope players can play themselves out of bad form because the other options aren't good enough.

The new Sunny is a return to form like. I've always thought it was a great show but also one of them where there's only a handful of episodes I can watch more than once. Just about to watch last week's episode. I've kicked the arse out of old Simpsons to the point where I'm going to end up ruining them for myself if I watch them again. They're the only DVDs I've not got rid of so they're always there for a rainy day.

If my older brother knew how to work the internet, never mind a forum, he'd probably tell you about the time he made me order a copy of sensible soccer on the Amiga for him. It was about 40 quid. I get how much his generation loved that game and all, but fuck sake, buying and playing Amiga games in 2017 is pretty tragic. I can understand digging the Amiga out of the loft now and then but Christ man. It's never going to be 1995 again.

Teesside ey? What course you on?

One of my tutors at uni sort of took me under his wing when we hit it off talking about Pro Evo and Paul Simon. He was probably the only adult in my life that has given me any sort of guidance or encouragement. Anyway he suggested I read some Flaubert and Baudelaire and so I went to this second hand book shop and met this legit 9/10. I pretended to be a lot more intelligent and interesting than I am and we had a great 40 minutes back and forth. She decided my tutors recommendations we're OK, but she knew some stuff that was well cheeks and so I forked over about 50 quid on these books she had to order in for me. When the day came to pick them up I made sure I'd shaven a few days before so I had the best kinda stubble and picked out my best 'I'm trying really hard to look like I didn't think about this outfit at all' look (which must have took me an about an hour) I get there and we're cracking on and she gave me her facebook and number and told me I had to message her with my thoughts as soon as I'd read them. Then she says 'You should definitely meet my boyfriend too. He wants to make films like you!' Yeah great..I didn't have to sack to take the books back or the heart to even read them so they've just sat in a box for God knows how long. Not only did I betray myself but I let my tutor down too. It doesn't get much sadder than that.

I just checked and you're right. My pissed up brother exaggerating again. I just text him and he said he got that 1000/1 from the start of last season and he reckons they're the going odds for a team to win the league and go down the season after. Even though Leicester were 5000/1 alone to win it last season

-The collecting/hoarding of comics, -I add myself as a certain German when playing footy games (and do interviews in my head while having a plop or waiting for a game to load) -I bought an iron-on badge of Bart Simpsons pulling a moonie the other day and plan to put it on a denim jacket, -I've got this text based wrestling game where you book the matches and winners despite not really watching wrestling anymore Probably loads more that I can really think of that just seem normal to me. Not sure if sad cunt or on the spectrum tbh. Most likely both.

I still think quite highly of seasons 2-3 but it dipped a lot when they started going to college for me, even if there was some classic episodes in the later seasons. I think it's one of the few shows I can think of where 99% of the characters remain likeable throughout the entire show. I was bummed out when I went back to watch it and it didn't do much for me. It was one of my favourites from my school days. Surprised we haven't got a Netflix reboot yet.

I can't believe there's people on here who thought we'd beat them. I'm starting to think this is our main problem. The team and fans thinking we can just turn up and beat teams because we're the mighty Liverpool wooo. There's no easy games in the PL when you're Liverpool. Opposition know we're a soft touch and when we're on such a shit run, they know if they go out there and really try, we'll crumble. The sooner we get this 'We should be going to places like Hull and getting 3 points easy!' bollocks out of our heads (players and fans) we might get somewhere. It's all well and good pointing to a Chelsea or the Mancs and saying 'They wouldn't struggle against them sides!' but how many bad seasons have they have in the last 15 years? Fair enough both have benefited from dodgy decisions and 100s of millions of pounds but as much as we hate them, their club culture is where we should be at. I remember reading an interview with Carragher admitting that he found it hard to raise his game against the poorer sides and that it was all about games with the Mancs and Bitters. This is probably true for a lot of players but I'd be very surprised if this kinda attitude would be tolerated under a Ferguson. This interview was on the official too and I cant remember what year it was but I think Rafa was still here. 10 years later this is still a problem and still one of our biggest if you ask me.

I've not seen 2 or 4 and they're in great company so I'm sure I'll enjoy them

Oh you better believe Leicester will be beating us. It's a Monday night game too I believe. They are fucked though. Can't even see them raising their game for the CL. They're in massive trouble. I'm annoyed because I put shit bets on all the time but didn't once think to put a quid on them getting relegated even with 1000/1 odds.

This thread inspired me to look up all the lasses that were considered fit in school. Fuck me. Some of them look 48, never mind 28. I thought it'd be a laugh but it's just made me sad. Though tbh not many of them were much to shout about back then. I see some of the schoolies now and I go all American Beauty. Stupid sexy schoolies.

Buffy was boss! Well it was when I was in school anyway. Sexy ladies and monsters. Giddy up. I tried watching it a few years ago and it wasn't the same. I still keep in touch with a lad who has a Buffy poster on his wall. He also wears a Pokemon hat to work. 30 in May. I'd love to be able to laugh at him but I'm a sad cunt too

Seen all these apart from the Mick. I'll have a deek

Listen fam, there's a lot of talk in the ends about getting rid of the manager but that's a mad ting fam. Bare mans be chatting booboo. They don't give a fuck fam. They're not from the ends fam. They don't know what all dis is about fam. Them mans be pagans. They vexed about everything, not just the football fam. I'm gassed about our manager fam. So gassed. You feel me? He's the right man for the job fam. Just have a little patience. He's gonna prove all you mandem wrong. Just have a zoot and chill out yeah? We in safe hands fam.

Anyone got any comedy suggestions? I feel like I've seen and loved most things like Sunny, Burning Love, Parks and Rec, Broad City plus all the classics. Not overly keen on modern British comedy except for Fleabag, though I haven't given much a chance tbf. Not a fan of the US office, the League, Mighty Boosh to name a few.

I used to have this babysitter who'd help me with my maths homework I remember fancying a bit. We'd watch the Simpsons and Buffy together but I was about 8 and didn't know what walking was. I had 'girlfriends' all the way through primary school but it wasn't until year 8 French when I met probably the only girl I used to fantasise over. She was objectively gorgeous and I sat next to her for two whole years. Basically I'd missed our second day back one year and so plonked myself as close to my mate as possible. Turns out that was her table but our teacher made us sit together. Everyone else was sat alone. For a while to was awkward cos she was one of the popular kids and I was one of those that was too nerdy for the cool kids, but too cool for the nerds types. Eventually we started cracking on though and even though I was useless with women until I was 17, I knew she liked me and she even invited me out a few times but everytime there'd be some joker there who was threatened by me and would make my socialising with the 'cool kids' unbearable. when we reached 14 her ass was amazing and I used to try and sit behind her any chance I could to get a peek at her knickers and sometimes even a bit of bum crack. One time when we were on our work experience she came into see me on her lunch break and said we should get the bus home together. I was buzzing but she text me about half an hour before saying her ma was picking her up. I don't remember much of her after that. When it came to picking our subjects for our last year or two I went with things like art and music, she went with PE and the like. I don't think I've seen her once since school. I didn't get on social media til late and by then she'd moved down to London. I did find her a while ago. Turns out she was friends with some lass I pulled. She's still extremely pretty and looks to be leading an exciting life down there. I'm happy for her. I always knew she had a bit more about her and would get away from the losers in school. I'd very surprised if she remembered too much about me like, but I'd still very much like to stick my nose in her bottom.

I was going to use the editor to delete Klopp and add myself as him because I'm a dweeb like that but I think I'll just start in the lower leagues now instead. I'm trying to stay off the drink and it's a good 20 minutes walk to the shop so I think I'll succeed, but since I've stopped drinking, we've stopped winning, so need to knock this sobriety lark on the head post haste.

I think we've broke him. He looks moody all the time now. Doubt he'll see out that contract. Wouldn't be surprised to see him at Dortmund or Bayern in 2 or 3 years.